Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Tries to Do Something Nice

Jeff the Killer

You came home after a long day of school to find the entire house had been... Sort of tided.

The mess had been stuffed away into any dark corners.

A sopping-wet-and-slightly-soapy D/N was lying comfortably on the fluffy rug, slowly wagging his/her tail guilty in greeting.

Jeff came out from the kitchen wearing that ugly pink apron that your forgetful aunt had given you for Christmas a couple of years ago.

"Hi Y/N!"

"Oh hello Jeff... What's all this about?" You asked gingerly, eyeing the overlarge yellow gloves he was wearing.

"Well I felt like I wasn't being a good enough boyfriend to you so I asked Dark Link for some advice and he said that I should do your chores for you!"

"Um... Thanks?"

"I've cleaned the house, given the dog a bath and now I'm doing the dishes. All just for you!"

Jeff's cut smile was wider than usual.

The corner of your mouth twitched along with one eye.

"Thanks... Er... Could you do one thing real quick and pick up some more chocolate from the store?"

"Of course!"

The bubbly killer took off his soapy yellow gloves and ran out.

You quickly put them on and set to work fixing everything after Jeff's attempt to help you.

The dog was still covered in soap and dripping water onto the rug so it needed to be bathed all over again.

Then as it turned out, Jeff had used the toilet brush to scrub the plates with. Those had to be thoroughly disinfected.

Lastly you went around in a whirlwind, tiding up and putting everything in its rightful place.

Jeff came back in with a huge box of heart-shaped chocolates and blood splatters on his hoodie half and hour later.

"Here you are~"

You tiredly accepted them and popped one into your mouth before chewing and savoring the melty taste.

"I did a good job, didn't I?" He asked proudly.

"Yes... But in the future, maybe you should just stick to killing people."

BEN Drowned... In ramen noodles?

You were up in your room, studying.

All was going well until a curious little elf poked his head up, just reaching past the table edge.

"Whatcha doing, Y/N?" He asked, giving you an inquisitive look with those big bleeding eyes.

"Studying."

"For what?"

"History exam."

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to fail my class?"

"Why?"

You decided to ignore him and concentrate on writing.

BEN climbed onto the table and sat atop the stack of text books about various time periods.

"I can help you, Y/N! I know a lot about history!"

Although reluctant at first, you eventually caved in and let him write most of the answers.

The next day, you had to run the paper with a big red 'F' on it through a shredder just to spare his feelings.

Lesson learned? BEN was useless at history and didn't know the difference between Stone Age and the Victorian era because 'they didn't have computers back then'.

Dark Link... Link... Link... (Hey! Echo!)

You were trying to sleep but it was just another one of those restless nights.

Even though you had a wonderful boyfriend who was as special as the moon and sun, you still couldn't stop thinking about your ex and where he might be.

Dark Link yawned as he waited for you to fall asleep so that he could leave.

"Y/N? Are you asleep yet?"

"No," you smiled apologetically.

He yawned again.

"What's keeping you awake?"

"Just thinking about stuff?"

Dark Link suddenly narrowed his eyes and reached over you to something half-hidden by the blankets.

He pulled the headless ghost of F/N's former cat out by the scruff and flung it out of the window.

"There. Is that better?"

You couldn't answer because you had already fallen asleep. (I have no idea what the heck I just wrote...)

Laughing Jim (So close!)

You were writing in your secret diary about L.J and more specifically, about how he had rescued you from getting run over by Jeff.

-Apparently BEN thought it would be funny to switch out his water with vodka and that's why he was so drunk.

You capped the pen and was about to close it when you noticed something.

Tucked between the pages was a little black and white card.

Aww. I knew you loved my swirly cone nose! - L.J

Had... Had that sneaky clown been reading your diary?

Flipping through the pages, you were alarmed to discover that the killer clown had not only written comments of his own, but also corrected your spelling.

You finally shut the book with a snap and was about to tuck it under your pillow again when you heard a little chuckle from the window.

"L.J!"

There was a rustling sound and then a multitude of crashes followed by a yelp.

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Doctor Smiley was finishing up for the day. He had met his killing quota at last and was ready for a good night's sleep.

"Ah... A perfect day. Three patients in total... No mishaps... Wonderful souvenirs and most of all... No L.J-"

"Doctor Smiley! Doctor Smiley!"

His expression turned to an angry one as a growl emitted from his throat.

"Fix your own nose, L.J! It isn't that-"

The not-so-good-doctor turned around and froze.

Laughing Jack was covered in scratches and bruises with a few twigs and leaves here and there.

"What happened to you?"

"I fell out of a tree," he admitted truthfully.

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Good morning everyone! Here's a new chapter and I would just like to thank everyone for letting this book reach 300 reads on the fourth day! Sadly there are a few delays due to Internet connection issues so the next chapter might not come out until around Sunday. But don't worry! It'll be worth it because...

Coming soon: Meeting the Parents

This should be fun...

Quick question: How many of you actually read this book regularly? Let me know in the comments!

Ta-ta! ~ TheNightPhantom