the child and his seven concerned parents and the weird friend
biderman
you should clean your hair 😎
bucky
what's wrong with my hair?
pool.dead
nothin..it's fAbUlOuS 🤌
bucky
thank you. it means a lot
biderman
cuz lice is dangerous 🤺
capsicle
yes it is! i see school is teaching you well!
biderman
my aunt got lice and she died 🥲
tin can
aunt hottie? ✨
point break
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
scary russian lady
yes. you can die from lice
biderman
my uncle got lice and he died 💫
tin can
i thought he got shot?
legolas
🤠I- *slaps hand over mouth*
pool.dead
yea he did didn't he
biderman
..it was a trend..
tin can
OH-
biderman
ima go cry now
scary russian lady
dumbass
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the child and his seven concerned parents and the weird friend
tin can
......
enormous green rage monster
what?
tin can
i am traumatised..
biderman
aww did steve tell you what's sex is?
tin can
1. fuck off
2. explain
biderman
what?
tin can
biderman
wtf is that
tin can
fanart. of you and Mr wilson over there.
pool.dead
nice 😎
biderman
we're not even dating
and it's funny they think i'm a bottom-
capsicle
PETER!
biderman
WHAT?
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bucky
hey peter?
capsicle
son?
tin can
underoos
scary russian lady
peter
enormous green rage monster
peter
pool.dead
baby boy~
legolas
PETEYYYY
point break
MAN OF SPIDERSSSSS
tin can
bambi?
tin can
pete
tin can
are you ok kid?
A hand moving slowly on peters shoulder made him move his face up from the screen. He looked over to pepper who slowly sat next to him. She sighed sadly and carefully took peters phone out of his hands and turned it off. "pete..i know you miss them but it's been 3 years.."
Peter dropped his head into his hands and his vision started to blur..
"i- i know Mrs.pepper..i cant stop thinking about them though.."
Peter moved his head up to look at the tomb stone in front of him
'here lay some of the earths mightiest hero's..
James "Bucky" Barnes- The Winter Soldier
Steve Rogers- Captain America
Natasha Romanoff- Black Widow
Clint Barton- Hawkeye
Bruce Banner- The Hulk
Thor Odison- God of Thunder
Anthony Stark- Ironman
wade wilson- deadpool, lost in battle
..they will be missed by many, may they rest in peace.'
More tears threatened to falls.
Peter took the phone from Peppers phone and gently laid it next to the stone, "ok, i'm ok, i'll just leave that there, i can move on" Peters voice cracked on the last syllable, this time tears fell.
YOU ARE READING
hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!
Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone)
