Day ❪4❫ [CLOSED]

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Welcome back! Let's see what this day has for us.

Should I bring some water? Because you just got burned! No- okay

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Should I bring some water? Because you just got burned! No- okay. Use your witty brains to come up with COMEBACKS!

 Use your witty brains to come up with COMEBACKS!

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☃️ Absolutely no using internet. We will know when you do it. As it says above, use your brain.

☃️ Do not use curse words or mention triggering topics. It's Christmas. Spread as much joy and positivity as possible.

☃️ Do not be that insulting. No mom dad jokes. Any comeback that is directed at anyone but the speaker e.g Insults directed at the family members, will be deleted immediately

☃️ Before inserting your comeback do take a minute to scroll up and make sure it is not too similar to anyone else's. If it is, we will have to reject yours because that's the only way to keep things fair.

☃️ Just one comeback for every pick up line.

☃️ Inline comments only

☃️ Follow the general rules.

You probably understood how to go about it by reading the rules

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You probably understood how to go about it by reading the rules. It's extremely simple. Below you will find a list of some pickup or insulting lines and you have to come up with a funny comeback for them. You will have to comment the comeback inline to the lines respectively. The funnier the comebacks are, higher the chances of winning. And yes, try not to skip any.

You can change your comeback for a line if you haven't received a ✔ from us. If you want to change it (and you haven't received that tick) delete the previous comment and then send the comeback in another one

If the comeback is rejected, you will receive a ✘ along with the reason. Please do not argue and create a scene. This is for fun so let it remain that way. If your entry is rejected, you will not get another chance to send a new comeback for that particular line. We are sorry for that but this can be totally avoided if you follow all the rules and even if it gets rejected, don't worry because we still have quite a few days left.

🎅🏻 When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change- except the direction I was walking in

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🎅🏻 When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change- except the direction I was walking in. ᠉

🎅🏻 So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey ᠉

🎅🏻 Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either ᠉

🎅🏻 Get a life. ᠉

🎅🏻 If common sense is common, why don't you have it? ᠉

🎅🏻 Hold still. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. ᠉

🎅🏻 Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold that for you. ᠉

🎅🏻 I lost my number. Can I have yours? ᠉

🎅🏻 Let's play house! You'll be the door and I'll slam you. ᠉

🎅🏻 Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. ᠉

🎅🏻 If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing. ᠉

🎅🏻 Are you a bank loan? because you got my interest. ᠉

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