(Friend, JosephStalin, Mipha, FreakyFeathers, Runk, & BestPrincessEver joined the chat)
JOSEPHSTALIN: Hows little guy
RUNK: I tried to save him from the bokos but then a Moblin came and yeeted me away from him
FRIEND: Thats unfortunate
MIPHA: Im on my way to save Link
FREAKYFEATHERS: Aw, Sushi wants to save her knight
MIPHA: Can we just ask for a new rito champion Urbosa?
FRIEND: I'll ask king rhoam
(Friend left the chat)
JOSEPHSTALIN: you gonna say sommething Zelda?
BESTPRINCESSEVER: I cant believe I let Link get captured by bokoblins
MIPHA: Ill save him
BESTPRINCESSEVER: no, I will
(BestPrincessEver changed Mipha's name to Dead Dolphin)
DEADDOLPHIN: . . . . .
JOSEPHSTALIN: LETS ALL CALM DOWN AND HAVE A ROCK ROAST AND PRAISE OUR GLORUOIS COMMUNISM-
(FreakyFeathers kicked JosephStalin off the chat)
(FreakyFeathers changed his name to BetterThanYou)
BETTERTHANYOU: I'm better than you, ya'll suck
RUNK: Pfft then why did you nearly get killed by a Lynel yesterday?
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BETTERTHANYOU: Lynels are like the toughest monsters in Hyrule!
MIPHA: I've seen Link slice up Lynels like they were slices of Thanksgiving turkey.
RUNK: Yeah my bro is awesome
MIPHA: But the Link eats the Lynels which is kinda creepy. Anyways I just saved Link
RUNK: >:{)
BESTPRINCESSEVER: Dang it
(Link joined the chat)
(JosephStalin joined the chat)
(Friend joined the chat)
LINK: aha
(Friend's name was changed to Urbosa)
(JosephStalin's name was changed to Daruk)
(BetterThanYou's name was changed to Ravioli)
(BestPrincessEver's name was changed to Zelda)
(DeadDolphin's name was changed to Mipha)
LINK: Everybody happy now?
URBOSA: I guess
ZELDA: :(
MIPHA: :)
(Ravioli left the chat)
DARUK: Sure, although I kinda wanted to be Stalin....
(Daruk left the chat)
(Urbosa left the chat)
(Zelda left the chat)
(Mipha left the chat)
RUNK: Hey Link
LINK: what do you want bro
RUNK: Did you know Im not really your brother
LINK: What are you talking about Runk
(Runk joined the chat)
LINK: Why are there two Runks
RUNK: Hey brother, I just joined the chat, why is there another Runk?
RUNK: Well you see
(Runk changed his name to Ganondorf)
RUNK: Uh oh
LINK: Its Ganon!
GANONDORF: Yes. And I have the Triforce of Power, so I am leading my armies of monsters and Yiga soldiers to destroy hyrule
LINK: Where are you
GANONDORF: In a place
(Ganondorf left the chat)
RUNK: Eh who cares hes just some dumb immortal demon king
LINK: yeaaah
(Link and Runk left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
