(Daruk joined the chat)
(Ganondorf joined the the chat)
DARUK: Hey you don't belong here
(Ganondorf kicked Daruk off the chat)
GANONDORF: Me and my fellow evil folks are going to borrow this chat room to discuss our plans
(MasterKohga was added to the chat)
(KingMoblin was added to the chat)
(Jeff was added to the chat)
GANONDORF: King Moblin do you have the armies stationed to invade the village
KINGMOBLIN: yessir
GANONDORF: Kohga, are your yiga bandits stationed by Kakariko and at the Castle?
MASTERKOHGA: yes, they shall dispose of the Sheikah and the Royal Family of Hyrule
GANONDORF: And Jeff, is my coffee ready?
JEFF: Yes Lord Ganon
GANONDORF: Good.
MASTERKOHGA: We're gonna kill them all.... to death!
KINGMOBLIN: Revenge for all the Moblins they've killed
JEFF: This will be fun. wait a minute
(Jeff was disconnected)
MASTERKOHGA: The Champions are attacking!
(MasterKohga was disconnected)
KINGMOBLIN: Our plans are ruined!
(KingMoblin was disconnected)
(Urbosa, Daruk, Link, Mipha, & Ravioli joined the chat)
GANONDORF: Dang it! How did this happen?
RAVIOLI: It was all thanks to me
(Link kicked Ravioli off the chat)
URBOSA: It was a team effort
DARUK: Us and Little Guy defeated your minions
MIPHA: And now, you are in front of us, so we shall end you!
LINK: Wait if were all next to each other and Ganondorf is in front of us then why are we typing to each other-
GANONDORF: For the sake of the story, loser
LINK: Nobody calls me a loser
(Ganondorf was disconnected)
DARUK: Did Link just instantly kill Ganon without our help-
MIPHA: Whoa
URBOSA: He sure has a lot of energy then...
(Ravioli joined the chat)
RAVIOLI: >:0 I can't believe he just did that! He ruined my moment to shine!
(Ravioli was kicked off the chat)
URBOSA: That Bird never learns
DARUK: well that was neat, now Ill explain why we should overthrow King Rhoam and get a dictator
(Daruk was kicked off the chat)
LINK: Maybe I shouldn't put that weird sauce on Daruk's Rock Roasts...
(Link left the chat)
MIPHA: Hey wheres zelda
URBOSA: She is with the King I think
MIPHA: okay
MIPHA: Wheres Link
URBOSA: right next to us
MIPHA: Oh Okay
URBOSA: Well bye, Im gonna take Revali to that hill over there and teach him some lesson. It looks like Daruk is headed home. I guess its just you guys now
MIPHA: Oh okay
(Urbosa left the chat)
MIPHA: It seems the time has finally come
(Mipha left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...