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Jisung:
Guys I got tea

Hyunjin:
SPILL SIS

Seungmin:
Finally smth interesting

Minho:
What is it?

Jisung:
I saw a REALLY HOT girl walking down the street today
Like five minutes ago
And I was staring at her shamelessly beCaUse let's admit it, not shy not me itzyyy
Anyways
She winked at me
And I smirked back
And she giggled and walked off
Looks like my boyish charm is working well on ladies ;))

Me:
I'm happy for you?

Felix:
Omg you wooed a girl!!
When's the marriage?!?!

Jeongin:
Don't invite me to a marriage full of winks and smirks and boyish charms because I'm really not interested ✌🏻

Hyunjin:
R00d
But anyways
Lemme be your best man

Jisung:
I'm a playboi
I don't marry 😎

Felix:
Aw damn :(
I was planning your children's names
How many children do you wanna have tho?

Jisung:
Eleven
I'm making a whole cricket team

Me:
I feel bad for your future wife

Jisung:
AnYWAYS
I wanna meet that girl
Because
Smth
Is
Hard
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

Jeongin:
What is?

Seungmin:
His math homework

Jisung:
nO
It starts w a 'c' and ends w a 'ock'

Seungmin:
classic rock

Minho:
Jisung don't even try

Jisung:
I give up

Changbin:
As you should

Jisung:
Oh look who showed up
Seo Illuminati

Changbin:
Bye

Changbin has left the chat

Seungmin added Changbin

Seungmin:
No you stay here and suffer w us

Changbin:
I didn't ask to be born

Minho:
Are you still in your teenage emo phase?

Hyunjin:
JAJAGSJSJSJSKSJS
SHOTS: FIRED

Felix:
IM SCREAMING OML

Me:
Why do you even encourage this
Sigh

Jeongin:
Aww poor leader hyung is sick of us

Me:
Not sick of you at least :D

Jeongin:
*Yet

Hyunjin:
OOOOOOF

Me:
wdym ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Jeongin:
Nothing hehe

Jisung:
The maknae is turning into one of us 2000 liners

Seungmin:
Don't include me

Felix:
Why :(

Me:
I can literally imagine him pouting rn
And probably going "noeeee"

Minho:
We know that we will go nowhere if we ship them so let's not even start

Jeongin:
That's what I was thinking

Jisung:
So what about
Minho
+
Jisung?

Minho:
YOU LITERALLY FUCKING GOT HORNY BECAUSE OF A GIRL
HOLD YOUR HORSES, JAKUB
JISUNG*

Hyunjin:
JAKUB AJSJAJSJSJJEJEJSHS
STOP IT OR I'LL DIE LAUGHING
AND THEN YOU'LL FIND MY SKELETON LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH AN OPEN MOUTH CAVITY
AND I DON'T WANT KKAMI TO PISS IN MOUTH AFTER I DIE SO PLEASE STOP

Me:
........

Changbin:
How do I unsee that

Seungmin:
Is this the right time to say goodbye?

Jisung:
But my horniness?

Minho:
deAL W IT YOURSELF YOU PERV

Jisung:
:(((

(a/n: looks like I got carried away :D

Credits to Taeboxie  for the "eleven children" joke she made in Sugar Daddy, which I found pretty interesting so I put it here XD

Also, like the voices in my head are back and I couldn't do anything w concentration and my dad told me not to study BECAUSE it requires concentration and so does writing other stories. I've been trying to write the other books and studying but nothing is working out so I just wrote this chapter to rest since this doesn't require any brain, as y'all know.

Seriously, I'm so sick of my mind)