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Hypno: I don't know how to tell you this, Jevin, but you're in love with me.
Jevin: What?
Jevin:
Jevin: Oh my god, I am.
Wels: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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Grian: *taps table*
Etho: *taps table back*
Doc: what the hell are they doing?
xB: Morse code.
Grian: *taps table aggressively*
Etho, standing up from his seat: YOU BITCH! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Random Person: How did you get to know Xisuma so quickly?
Hels: Dated his sibling.
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BadTimes: What is your favourite leg?
Ex: Left.
[later]
X: What's the weirdest thing your kid has ever asked you?
Ex: "What is your favourite leg?"
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Hels: Sometimes I feel like I failed as a parent.
Scar: SOMETIMES?
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Bdubs: Doc has a picture of me in his wallet. He said whenever he faces a problem, he looks at it and the problem disappears.
Rest of the nHo: awww~
Bdubs: Yeah, I thought it was unusually sweet too until he said, "Because what problem could possibly be worse than you?"
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Impulse: Woah, are you ok?! What's wrong?!
Zed: Oh nothing much. Just accidentally bound my soul to that of someone who should have been fictional, but somehow isn't, and is now stuck with me for the foreseeable future.
Impulse: ...I'm sorry I asked.
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Grian: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Iskall: how did you get in my house?
Grian: exactly
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Cleo and False, walks into the room holding hands:
Stress: So who finally confessed?
Cleo, smiling proudly: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
False: You yelled "listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them" from the roof.
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Joe: Ex is at that very special age when a person has only one thing on their mind.
Tfc: Sex?
Joe: Homicide.
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Keralis: I need you
Beef: For
Keralis: Ever
Beef: *voice crack* okay
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Cub, to HEP before they found the Resistance HQ: we need to infiltrate the Mycelium Resistance base! We know they're up to something!!
Meanwhile... Ren, to the Mycelium Resistance: Alright so for this game of freeze tag you can't use your hands and my lab is off limits-
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Tango: Can I please have some attention?
Zed, hugging him tight: HERE'S YOUR ATTENTION.
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Biffa: So, here's the tea.
Mumbo: For the last time, it's called a mission report.
Biffa: Listen, do you want the tea or not?
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Hels: You're fucking weird.
Wels: And you are adequately self-aware to recognize the hypocrisy of that remark.
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Etho: I hate you!
xB: I hate me too! You're not special!
Etho, softly: bro we talked about this-
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Doc: Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is an idiot.
Doc: And by "sometimes" I mean "all of the time."
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Ren: Want to help me with my wedding?
Iskall: Oh, you're getting married?
Ren: Yeah!
Iskall: That's nice. What do you want me to do?
Ren: Be my spouse.
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Today's Question:
You wake up with the ability to see people's usernames for every site they use, Who do you look up first and why?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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