I'm not Logan

LOGANN!

Nate:
Hey Logan

Yoooo

Answer me broski

I'm on my 14th fam

Crazy Carl finally got caught!

LOGANNNN

Unknown:
This isn't Logan, wrong number

What do you mean by 14th fam??

Nate:
Oh shoot, sorry random person, and uh it doesn't matter.

Hey wanna be my friend?! I kinda need those, and this would be a great friendship story to tell at a campfire

Unknown:
Kid I'm a stranger

Nate:
Why'd you call me kid? Ohh shizzle buckaroo dude are you a pedo?!!!

Unknown:
What?! No, you just text like a kid

Nate:
Oh that makes sense! What's your name Mr/Ms/Mx Stranger??

Unknown:
It's Mr and I can't disclose such information

Nate:
Fudge berries son of a bucket! Are you a spy!!!??? Ooh that reminds me, I watched James Bond the other day and it got me thinking, do real government spies say "the names Bond, James Bond" cuz if I was a spy I wouldn't give them my real name that's just stupid!

Unknown:
How did you go from asking my name to talking about James Bond?

Nate:
Woopsie I guess I did go a little off track there, I have ADHD which sucks because people think I'm stupid

Unknown:
I don't think you're stupid, I mean you're right about spies not giving their real names

Nate:
But that's just common sense, if I was a spy I'd say my name was something like Newt Blake or something similar, I wouldn't give my real name.

Unknown:
Well that's smart, you can give me a nickname if you want

Nate:
Ooh what about Spy! Nah it's too cliche, what about Assassin!

Unknown:
Assassin's good

***'WeirdKid' changed 'Unknown's' name to 'Assassin'***

Nate:
Great! You can call me Newt, I'm a spy now pew-pew! I don't mean the benches in churches I mean the gun noise in Roblox!

***'Assassin' changed 'WeirdKid's' name to 'Newt'***

Assassin:
Yeah I kinda got that

Nate:
So I'm now 60% sure you're not a pedo! Hey that's progress!

Assassin:
I'm 100% certain that I'm not a pedo

Nate:
That's exactly what a pedo would say 🤨

Assassin:
It's also what a normal person who isn't a pedo would say

Nate:
Tru tru, you do have a point there, plus if you were a pedo and tried to kidnap me I'd be throwing fists my guy ain't no one gonna take me away to some warehouse and turn me into a brainwashed assassin!!