The One Thing That They Care About (Sans AU x Reader x Papyrus AU)

Spoilers and Bonus chapter!

Oof- just some info, and maybe some spoilers ahead-

Includes soon to come in the story sanses & papyruses- dont blame me if theres just too much- lol. Welp, here goes nothing!

Classic (Undertale!Sans)
Papyrus (Undertale!Papyrus)
Red (Underfell!Sans)
Edge (Underfell!Sans)
G!Sans (Echotale!Sans)
G!Papyrus (Echotale!Papyrus)
Stretch (US!Papyrus)
Blueberry (US!Sans)
Ink
Dream (Dreamtale)
Nightmare (Dreamtale)
Dust
Killer
Horror
Cross (X-tale!Sans)
Error
Raspberry (Swapfell!Sans)
Mutt/BBQ (Swapfell!Papyrus)
Outer (Outertale!Sans)
Pluto (Outertale!Papyrus)
Reaper (Godtale!Sans)
Fresh (Freshtale!Sans)
Geno (Aftertale!Sans)
Epic (Epictale!Sans)
Indigo (Epictale!Papyrus)
Dance (Dancetale!Sans)
Waltz (Dancetale!Papyrus)
Raven (Birdtale!Sans)
Eagle (Birdtale!Papyrus)
Mister (Mafiatale!Sans)
Lust (Underlust!Sans)
Sci (ScienceTale!Sans)

(Added) : 

Bill!Sans (Underfalls!Sans) 

Alastor!Sans (Hazbintale!Sans)

Gz!Sans/Ganz (GzTale!Sans- I saw an article saying he's bisexual- lmao. Idk what to do with that so we'll just pretend he's not bisexual, okay? ;w;)

Gz!Papyrus (GzTale!Papyrus) (Idk his name so I'll just call him Gz.)

AlterTale!Sans (He's supposed to have a love interest in Toriel- but I'll just ignore that.. ;-;)

AlterTale!Papyrus (Imma just call him king-)

UnderHell!Sans (I added it myself-)

And yes, theres not much Papyruses- I dunno much about them, requests to add more Sanses and Papyrus is open! (And since theres not much sanses or papyruses left- ik you're all either just reading this or adding some mysterious sanses i dont even know about- You're adding more to the reverse harem! Eh, snow probs.)

Oh, some spoilers abt your identity-

You're half monster. But your kind has not been discovered yet. Your SOUL trait has not been discovered yet- Your parents died when you're 7, you fell at mt. Ebbot when you're 9. You lived with your family (Toriel, Asgore, Frisk) for 8 years. You learn martial arts, you're fast, you can use the guns if you want to and you have magic that you trained when you were little with your parents. Badass and sassy, some thought your SOUL trait was bravery or justice, some thought it was DETERMINATION but it isnt because you're sometimes lazy. Well, there's at least a tiny hint of DETERMINATION in you SOUL and is there when you need it. Done!

(Y/n in maid outfit pic on top, in my image. Im new to digital drawing so dont judge lol. If your hair is short then change it to a bob hairstyle and decide the (h/c). and the (e/c) decide it.)

Now, for the bonus chapter! Brought to you by Author-chan.

Ink's POV

Its been 2 weeks and Frisk said they havent seen Error around at OuterTale. Which is weird because he always spends his free time on either, the anti-void, destroying AU's or stargazing at OuterTale. And lately he's not in the anti-void. Only to sleep. He doesnt destroy AU's, and he isnt stargazing at OuterTale!? What the heck is going on!???

Classic, Red, G and Carrot has been observing them & in the past 2 weeks they havent even went out of the castle! So, we decided to have an emergency meeting with Red watching the portal to OuterTale, just in case Error shows up.

"We need plan B." I said as I looked at each of them in the eye sockets as a little touch for a drama effect. "And what is your plan B?" Asked Carrot as he lazily closed one of his eye sockets. "Yeah Ink, the last time we saw them is when they were out shopping some weird stuffs for no reason." Said Dream. "We cant get in if none of them goes out to leave at least a tiny trace to their base and so far they have been very cautious. They didnt even went out to buy food! Even if they did, its only the nightmare papyruses that shows up." Said Dream again. Yes, I know. The situation is dire. The bad sanses didnt come out for even a breather and we have no opportunity to sneak in. We either wait or initiate a backup plan. "Well yeah, but its better than waiting another week!" I said. "We've been to many AU's and none of them were visited by the bad sanses!" I reminded them. Sciencetale.. Epictale.. Dancetale... Godtale.. Birdtale.. Underlust.. not even sure why we checked that place- Underfell.. Underswap.. Dreamtale.. Echotale.. Faithtale.. Storyshift.. FlowerFell.. Horrortale.. SwapFell... We checked Fresh... We checked The Omega Timeline.. Aftertale.. Mafiatale.. Outertale.. man thats a lotta AU's. Blue was just about to speak up when Sci came in from the portal. We all turned to him, greeted him as he greeted back. "So, what're you here for?" I asked. "Good news. Error came to me and asked for some traps. I asked what for and he said its for a personal business." Sci said as he pushed his glasses up his nasal bone, we brightened up. "Thank the stars, thanks Sci!" Dream said in relief. Sci shrugged, "Snow prob." He replied, making Blue groan in displeasure as we all laughed. Soon Sci left. "Well, theres the clue. We should check Sci's place tomorrow." I said. The others nodded as Blue & Papyrus said goodbye and left. G left saying he's busy. All thats left is Red, Classic, Dream & me. When all of a sudden Dream looked back, disturbed by something. "What is it?" I asked. "Negative feelings." Dream answered, Classic, me and Red's eye sockets widen. Nightmare. Our chance!! Soon Nightmare appeared, grinning evilly. "Hello, Dream." Nightmare mocked. He looked around and grinned again. "I see your little Blue bug isnt here.." He said. "His name is Blue and not Blue bug!" I shouted. "Wheres (Y/n)!!?" Yelled Classic. Nightmare turned towards Classic, "I see the lazy bones is here. Though, I must say, thank you for finding such pretty human. She's very... Hot." He emphasized the last words. What? I never thought Nightmare is such kind of skeleton. I looked at Dream to see his eye sockets wide open, "So it really is true.. You needed her to be your maid.." Dream muttered. "Heh, maid my ass. He just needed a fucking toy to torture." Classic spat, his left eye glowing. Nightmare turned towards him again, tentacles stretched open, "SHE'S NOT A FUCKING TOY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!" Nightmare boomed as his tentacles shot towards Classic. Dream immediately shot an arrow and Red summoned gaster blasters. While I.. was thinking. "Wait.. Guys. Stop. Dont you think its weird for Nightmare to be angry that someone insults the human they keep as a maid?" I said loudly. "Ink, this is not the time!" Replied Dream as he shot another arrow, Nightmare easily dodged it as he handled the gaster blasters with his tentacles. "But.. its weird." I replied. "Ink! A lil' help over 'ere!?" Res growled as he dodged a tentacle. Then it sparked. I gasped. "What if.. WHAT IF ITS LIKE THE ANIMES! THE BAD GUYS FELL IN LOVE WITH THE NICE MAID!!" I shouted in surprise. Apparently i was right, I left Nightmare surprised as his eye sockets were wide open along with his jaws, blushing a cyan glow on his skull. "You..!" He started as everyone stopped attacking. "Wait- what?" Asked Dream as he turned his skull towards me. "Uhh, the animes where-" "Shut up. I didnt fall in love with (Y/- the human." Nightmare rambled as he frowned. "You.. what?" Classic started, confused and didnt believe what just happened. "I- Ugh, whatever." Nightmare said as he immediately teleported else where. "Wait- oh." Dream said as he disappeared. Classic's pin pricks disappeared as he sat on a chair. Hands on his skull. "So.. you're saying he fell in love with (Y/n)?" He asked. I nodded, "Well, at first it was just a silly guess. But seeing how he reacts.." I answered. "Well, yer human must've been very pretty to make him fall in love with 'er." Red said as he chuckled. Only to be responded with Classic's glare of death, his lazy grin turning to an annoyed one. "Watch your mouth." Classic warned. Red sweated and nodded, "Ye.. ye.." He mumbled. I turned towards Dream and saw him having a staring competition with the floor. I waved my hands in front of his skull, "Dream? You okay?" I asked. Dream turned his skull towards me, "I'm dreaming, right? Its impossible for my brother to fall in love with a human, right? This.. this.." Dream rambled, his eyes wide. "THIS IS GREAT!" He shouted. Classic's head snapped towards Dream, "What?" He asked, frowning very hard. "This is great! My brother can finally change slowly and he might give (Y/n) back to you since you're (Y/n)'s friend! Oh my, I cant wait to know about (Y/n)-" "N O." Interrupted Classic. Dream looked towards him, "Why? Its an easy way to-" "I said, N o.  S h e ' s   m i n e." Interrupted Classic again. Dream looked towards him in confusion as we all did. "What?" Dream asked. "S H E ' S   M I N E.  G O T   I T?  We WILL take her back, whether or not its the hard way." He answered, he looked at us in the eye sockets, staring into us. "Capiche?" he asked. Dream hesitated but at the end nodded. Red sweated and looked at Sans like he's an alien as he nodded slowly. I nodded. And just like that Classic relaxed and had his normal lazy grin back. The air went from tense to chilling cold to normal. Man, what a ride! "Great. Now, we'll meet again tomorrow, right? See you tomorrow then." Classic said as he teleported away like nothing ever happened. "What the fuck was that?" Asked Red. "I dont know.. But one things for sure, we have to get (Y/n) back before Classic snaps even more." Dream said as he shook his skull. I nodded, "So does that mean this is almost impossible? I mean, Nightmare kinda likes her and Classic is obsessed about her. Its almost like a bewitching spell." I said, the others nodded in agreement. "Yeah, but fuck bewitchin' spells, there aint such thing around. No love potions and no love spells exist." Red said. I nodded, its true. Even in WitchTale or such other alternate AU's, love potions are forbidden and they would never brew one, even if they were threatened to do it. "For now, lets just wait. Since they made their move, I'm sure they'll make another one soon." I said as Dream and Red nodded, we said our goodbyes and teleported away. 

But theres one thing I keep in mind.

Dont piss Classic off. Dont touch his girl, dont insult her.. and most of all, dont fall in love with her. Thats a worse case scenario. Though Im sure it wont happen to me since I dont have a SOUL.. 

Yeah.. 

But little did he know that Author-chan has different ideas for him..

HEHEHEHEHE... -insert evil laugh- lol. Well, thats all peeps. I updated this chapter late at night- lol. around 10.50 PM- my parents wont like it- noted. Oof, well thanks for actually reading this chapter, because if you dont, well. Too bad- lol. You missed the yandere Sans part- Its.. actually quiet interesting to write Sans as this possessive, yandere skeleton. So yeah, but he'll have to share anyways- lol. Have a good evening! Good night!! lol- I doubt anyone is reading this at night so- Have a good day!! Author-chan out!