Postmates guy(John)
hey john! could u just leave my order on the porch?
This isn't John.
Damnit, sorry postmates delivery guy, i couldve sworn your name was John
Not a postmates delivery guy either.
So who has my sushi then?
John.
ur no help
I never said I was.
well if ur not John what's ur name?
I'm not telling you my name. You could be a murderer.
ok then I'll call you john.
Don't call me John.
feisty. I like you girlie!
Not a girl either.
Oh my god... YOURE SOME OLD PERV ARENT YOU
No, I'm not. I'm 22.
cool! I'm 19
I didn't ask.
UGH I FORGOT TO FIGURE OUT JOHNS NUMBER! HE JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
Why did you want him to leave it on the porch if you're home?
John was cute in his picture and I didn't want to get ready
Jesus Christ, dude are you gay?
fyi dude i'm a girl, and straight not that my sexual orientation has anything to do with you or that you should judge people if they're straight OR gay.
I wasn't judging you.
has anyone ever told you that you're extremely dry?
Once or twice.
consider this a third. well I gtg eat my sushi from John! have a lovely night old perverted guy!
you changed Postmates guy(John) 's name to Old Perverted Guy!
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Texting Dylan Wilde
Short Storya sarcastic, outgoing, girl named Bea Kamerone texts the wrong number when she was trying to reach the postmates guy. Instead, she texts Dylan Wilde, a British, blunt, popular guy who starts out disliking her and ends up finding himself loving their...
