25 [Cleo Edition]

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Cleo: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

Stress: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Cleo: absolutely not

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Grian: stop being so mean to me or I swear I'm gonna fall in love with you

Scar: not if I fall in love with you first!

Grian: is that a challenge?!

Cleo: I am begging you two to stop

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Cleo: What are you writing?

Ex: The others want to know what kind of crimes we plan to commit. I'm letting them know it's private information

Cleo: [Peering over Ex's shoulder] That just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

Ex: Mhm

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Cleo: Allow me to de-introduce myself.

Cleo: My name is [REDACTED].

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Cleo: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Pouring water in your socks!

TFC: Why would we do that?

Cleo: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

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Cleo: I'm having one of those things... a headache with a picture...

Jevin: what the fuck

Hypno: she's having an idea

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[Cleo trying to sneak out of Joe's base in a huge coat]

Joe: What's in the coat, Cleo?

Cleo: Uh-

Cleo: Drugs.

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Cleo, mockingly: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Bdubs: Well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and, uh...

Cleo: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll never bother you again

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Therapist: what do we say when life disappoints us?

Cleo: called it

Therapist: no

X: It is what it is

Therapist: definitely not

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Cleo: I'm kind of befriending someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because I don't think you're going to like it

Hels: Just rip the bandage off.

Cleo: Her name's Carol.

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