Gazel Dwargo, Hero King of Dwargon

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Kaido: Ah, that threw me for a loop! I busted my ass to make that sword, and you made all those copies in seconds!

Rimuru: Only because the original was so amazing! I only copied it.

Kaido just stared at him.

Rimuru: Was i out of line?

Kaido: To be honest...It's a little bit vexing. But next time, i'll make it so amazing, that not even you will be able to copy it! I relish the challange!

Rimuru: That's the spirit! Refill, please!

Elf bartender: This is your third cup, Slime-san. Shouldn't you slow down a bit?

Rimuru: I can't get drunk, so it's fine.

Elf bartender: That's good to hear, but can you taste it?

Rimuru: I can't, but any drink served by a pretty lady is delicious!

Elf bartender: Oh, very smooth! Here you go.

Y/n's elf: What about you? You haven't even taken a sip of the drink.

Y/n:.....Well, if you insist.

Hmm.....what happens to the drink when i drink it? I don't even have to eat or drink thanks to my Authority but....i wonder...

Red elf: Hey, Slime-san! Y/n-san! Would you like to try this?

She does a massage-motion with her hands. Making Rimuru fantasies go wild.

Red elf: I'm really good at it. Everyone else says so.

Rimuru: (H-hold on! Could this, could this be the legend i heard about!?)

It's pretty funny, since i know what Rimuru is thinking about right now.

It's pretty funny, since i know what Rimuru is thinking about right now

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Y/n: Hey Rimuru, she's talking about fortunetelling.

He was still in his little dream world.

Rimuru: M-ma'm, w-we musn't...

Red elf: Slime-san.

Y/n: Rimuru.

He then snaps out of his trance.

Rimuru: O-oh, you mean fortunetelling.

Red elf: Who wants to go first?

Y/n: Rimuru can go first.

Red elf: All right, what kind of reading do you want to do?

Rimuru: Hmm....what kind of-

Y/n: How about "The one you're destined to be with."

Red elf: Good idea!

Then, Rimuru's elf places him on the table.

And then the red elf girl starts jokingly waving her hands over Rimuru.

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