I'm not Logan

Humerus (not humerous)

***DISCLAIMER***
WANDA AND PIETRO ARE 16!

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Nate's PoV

It's been a couple weeks since my last flashback when Dad helped me.

I'm actually in the hospital right now, I broke my arm, yay!

I just got out of surgery, apparently I broke it so much that they had to put a metal plate in it. Isn't that cool?!

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Nate:
Dad! I broke my arm!
It was very humerus 🤣

Dad:
You what?!
Also that was a terrible joke.

Nate:
Hey! It was a great joke!

Dad:
The joke doesn't matter! What does matter is that you broke your frigging arm! How?!

Nate:
Well it's quite a funny story actually! Some guy with a funny German accent punched me and he was like abnormally strong, and my humerus bone shattered into many pieces!

Dad:
How the heckity heck is that funny???!!!

Nate:
I quoted a vine reference before he punched me. He was like, 'we will get our vengeance!' And then I was like 'who in the what now are you?' Then he says 'why HYDRA of course, and you will be too' and then I said 'YOUR NAZI TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME!' And then kicked him in the balls and tried to run away when he punched me!

Dad:
Hold on a sec...

DID YOU SAY HYDRA?!!!!

Nate:
No I typed it

Dad:
🤦🏻‍♂️
I'm gonna make a group chat and you gotta tell them what you told me, they're the other avengers.

Nate:
Okie dokie!

Dad:
Also I'm on my way to where you are rn.

*10 minutes later*

*"dad" made a group chat called "super friends!"*

GROUP CHAT

Dad:
WELCOME!!

Nate:
Hi peoples!
And before you start spamming I need to know who you are!

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I'm Clint Barton aka Hawkeye!

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Steve Rogers, more commonly known as Captain America.

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I'm Natasha/Black-Widow

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Scott Lang, but my full name is Scottish Language and I'm Ant-Man!

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Sam aka Falcon, and Scott you're not funny!

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Am too!

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Pietro Maximoff, I'm also that super duper awesome superhero that runs really fast!

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Wanda Maximoff/Scarlett-Witch, that idiot is my twin, also I have way better powers than him.

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I AM THOR SON OF ODIN! GOD OF THUNDER AND POP-TARTS!