SID (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 3 (Make yourself at home)

Kakashi gawked at the girl he was showing around Konoha, astounded by the words she just said.

"My dad!? You can't be my dad! You're a girl, and you're too young! You look my age!"

"Wow. You've never met your dad?"

"I..no..."

"Well, I'm your dad."

"What!? You make no sense, believe it!!"

"I get that a lot."

"Whatever! Just get off me! Before they catch me, believe it!"

"Before who catches you-"

"NARUTOOO!!!"

"Where'd he go!?!"

"That kid!!"

"NARUTO!"

"When I find him, I swear-!!"

"Uh-them! I gotta go! Hurry, get off me!"

"Nah, I don't think I will."

"Gaaah! They're gonna get me, believe it! I gotta go!"

"Sucks to suck."

"Argh! Get off of me! You're heavy!"

"Thanks."

"That wasn't a compliment!"

"I take insults as well."

"Get off!!"

Kakashi sighed before he picked Sid up by the back of her shirt, staring at her lazily.

Sid stuck her tongue out at him, making him sweatdrop.

And Naruto ran off.

"What'd that kid do, anyway?" Sid questioned.

Kakashi shrugged before setting her down. "We'll find out soon enough. Now, come on. I want to finish this tour so I can get back to reading." He started walking and Sid followed.

"Reading what?"

Kakashi turned towards her with a closed eye smile. "None of your business."

Sid huffed and crossed her arms, staying silent the rest of the way.

Kakashi enjoyed the peace and quiet.

Soon, they were back in the village, and Kakashi resisted the urge to go back up the Hokage Mountain and throw himself off due to Sid's...questions.

"Why's that lady look like those shorts are too far up her ass? You see her face? Looks like she's constipated."

Kakashi had to hide him and Sid so the women wouldn't strangle them.

"Bro, why the fuck is he so ugly?"

Luckily, the civilian didn't hear that.

"Why does that guy have bandages above his eye, and on his head? Looks like a dumbass."

He seen Kotetsu look at them, and he had to apologize.

"Is it normal to have sex right next to the window? Seriously, I can see that guys uncircumcised penis slapping against the wall! That lady is going hard on him! Poor midget dude."

He immediately covered her eyes and walked a different direction.

"Are those children supposed to have cardboard cutout kunai? What sadistic little shits."

He hit her on the head for that one.

"Ay, Bakashi, why does that dude have a green tightsuit on? Is he a stripper?"

Yeah, Kakashi made sure to run away from the last one.

Sid was a troublemaker, alright...

"-and he has us sacrifice them to him! Pretty neat, right?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Very neat." 'What was she talking about-oh. Her God. Lord...Mashin? I wasn't paying attention...'

"Hey! Were you even listening to me!?"

"Ah, of course." Kakashi told her, but Sid huffed.

"Tch. Yeah, right. You weren't listening at all!!" Sid accused him.

"Then why ask?"

"YOU REALLY WEREN'T LISTENING!!"

"Now, what makes you say that?"

"YOU-"

"Oh, we're here." Kakashi interrupted her.

"Huh? Where?"

"Your apartment, of course." Sid turned her head to see a door.

She looked at the shape of the door, gesturing to all of it.

"This?"

Kakashi nodded.

"This small ass thing?"

Kakashi nodded, again.

"This?!"

He sighed. "Yes."

"It's as small as your dick." She simply stated.

Kakashi knew if he stayed around any longer, he was going to have a headache.

"It's already draining my individuality."

"Like how you're draining my patience." Sid gained a tic mark.

What an uncultured swine! He should be honored to be in my presence, I know the Chungus, after all, one who has very few loyal followers. I, myself, am one of the lucky few.

"Anyways, I should get going. Here's your key," He threw the key at her, making Sid scramble to catch it. "So, I'll see you...well, hopefully never."

"Hey!" Sid yelled, offended by the harsh, harsh words Kakashi had said.

"Bye." He gave her a closed eye smile before disappearing in a poof.

"HE TOTALLY JUST DITCHED ME!!"