the outsiders headcanons/imagines

what the gangs senior quotes would be

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dally: "mental illness is stored in the balls."

darry: "if it ain't broke it's doing better than us."

johnny: "my brain is an abandoned amusement park. it used to be fun but now it's just creepy."

pony: "my dad said he would trade me for $3.50 and a goat."

steve: "femboy hooters blessed and destroyed my porn history."

soda "captain cory from papas freezeria made me gay."

two bit: "so apparently vasectomy are NOT the same as being neutered."

HI EVERYONE! sorry i haven't updated in a while. i've been more mentally ill than usual. 😏😻however, i've developed a god complex because my friends told me i remind them of matthew gray gubler ❤️ i hope all of you are well and are surviving. i wrote this while sitting on the bathroom floor at 11:00 pm because my entire head feels like it's filled with air bubbles so if this sounds like gibberish that's why. as always thanks for reading and love you all