What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Sho-Sho, why does your boyfriend keep ignoring me

Touya: ...

Touya: Why are you ignoring me?

Touya: ...

Touya: IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR AND YOU HAVEN'T YELLED AT ME FOR BEING A LITTLE SHIT, WHAT IS GOING ON

Touya: Shouto

Touya: Shouto

Touya: I'll stop calling you Sho-Sho

Touya: ...

Touya: Shoutooooo

Touya: Shouto

Touya: Maybe I should do it Enji style

Touya: SHOOOUUUTTTOOOOOOOOOOO

Touya: ...

Touya: As your older brother, you have to answer me

Touya: Shoutoooooooooo

Touya: IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR

Touya: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Touya: SHOUTO FUCKING TODOROKI

Touya: ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONE

Fuyumi: Will you cut it out with the spam already?  It's so annoying...

Touya: Well SHOUTO won't answer his FUCKING phone, so I am legally allowed to spam him

Fuyumi: Since when is anything you do legal?

Touya: lEaVe Me AlOnE aBoUt ThAt

Touya: Anyway, BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED

Touya: SHOUTO

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Touya: SHOUTO

Fuyumi: Please stop it

Touya: Would you rather me do it in an anime girl voice?

Touya: T-Todoroki-Kun, will you please notice me Senpai?  0///0

Natsuo: That was disturbing, even through text

Touya: B-but T-Todoroki-Kun k-keeps ignoring me, and now I wonder if he h-hates me. I-I thought I was being good, but now Senpai is punishing me

Natsuo: That sounded wrong...

Touya: T-Todoroki-Kun, please give me the attention I need~!  I can't wait any longer~!

Natsuo: sToP

Touya: s-SENPAI~!  AHHH~!  PLEASE~!