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One Step Ahead part I | Sirius Black by cantbelievethis420
One Step Ahead part I | Sirius Black
cantbelievethis420
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Sirius snaps, barking out irritably, "Because shes a creature that turns men into blithering fools." Her voice is even when she asks, "Speaking from personal experience, Black?" ********************************************************* Gwenyth Whitlock knew what being a Veela was like at Hogwarts, but now that she looked like one she was wholly unprepared. The only person more shocked by her appearance was Sirius Black. The Marauders had spent years trying to successfully prank the Ravenclaw girl, but when she comes back to school transformed and Sirius finally gets a reaction out of her, he finds his priorities shifting. ~In which Gwen and Sirius decide that perhaps they do have somethings in common~ #1 Remus Lupin 3/23/2021 #1 Hogwarts 3/26/2021 #1 Marauders 3/30/2021 #1 James Potter 3/30/2021 #1 Dumbledore 3/31/2021 #1 Harry Potter 4/3/2021 #1 Sirius Black 4/6/2021 {{This is my second ever story-and it's a long one!! Wattpad caps at 200 chapters...so be sure to check out and add part two of one step ahead! I promise it's worth it!}} MATURE.
Mortem . Sirius Black by selenelaroix
Mortem . Sirius Black
selenelaroix
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TW: drugs, physical abuse, torture Book Two (Frigus) is out now! Some people are just born to fight. It's not that they're born brave. It's not that they're born strong. It's just that the universe has decided that this one, this one will have grit and fire and steel in their blood. They'll face trial after trial, be broken and damaged in countless ways. But they were born to fight. Maybe it's not the life they would've chosen. Maybe they'd love to lay down their arms. But they were born to fight. It's what they know. It's what they do. It's all they can do. *** Nephera Winchester and Sirius Black have always hated each other. From the second they set their eyes on each other in the first year, the two have done nothing but bicker, and everyone thought that would always be the case, but alas, fate has an interesting way of unwinding. *** Sirius Black x OC The only thing I own is Nephera Winchester and her storyline, the rest belongs to that b*tch JKR *** Rankings (these are just for me to keep track lmao) #24 maraudersera (25.04.21) #8 sirius (26.04.21) #5 sirius (29.04.21) #12 maraudersera (1.05.21) #13 marauders (10.05.21) #4 prongs (20.05.21) #2 prongs (22.05.21) #1 siriusblackxoc (03.06.21) #17 siriusblack (09.06.21) #6 siriusblack (13.06.21) #1 themarauders (18.06.21)
Never Have I Ever... by Bave-de-crapaud
Never Have I Ever...
Bave-de-crapaud
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With the gleam in his eye and the smirk on his lips you could help but wonder if Sirius was going to get friendly after all. Siruis x reader Post-Azkaban Sirius Lives Warnings: mentions of drinking, light swearing, NSFW, 18+, Contains Smut Cover art by @flowsofly on IG Apart from 'Y/N,' I do not own these characters. They belong to J.K. Rowling.
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Sun & Sea ― Regulus Black by eltyrell
Sun & Sea ― Regulus Black
eltyrell
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  • Parts 19
the sun and sea were just beings waiting to die out ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE CREATOR OF HARRY POTTER, EVEN IF I DO NOT SUPPORT JK ROWLING IN ANY WAY. I DO, HOWEVER OWN MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
the salt and the sea → regulus black by mannakell
the salt and the sea → regulus black
mannakell
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  • Parts 43
The year after her brother James graduates, Teddy Potter returns to Hogwarts for her final year. With the Marauders gone, it should be a quiet, peaceful year despite the mounting tensions in the world outside of school. The problem, naturally, lies with Regulus Black, the broody boy who just might be the most effortlessly aggravating person she's ever met in her whole life. And for someone who was raised with James Potter, that's saying a LOT. ─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ─── "You know, it must be exhausting to be such a fucking prick all the time." "I have fantastic stamina." "Oh, fuck you-" ─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ─── [marauders era] [regulus black x oc] [enemies to enemies with benefits to lovers?] rated mature for sexual content
dirty old town → regulus black by mannakell
dirty old town → regulus black
mannakell
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Finn Lynch lives a quiet, tranquil life in a rural village in the mountains. Her life may lack spontaneity and excitement, but at least it's peaceful. And if it's a little lonely too, then she can't complain too much - she's still happy, after all. When her uncle asks her to house a defector from the magical war he's involved in, Finn agrees reluctantly despite her concerns that the presence of Regulus Black in her home will disrupt the careful peace she's been cultivating for years. Nothing could prepare her for what an insufferable prick he is. [marauders era] [regulus black x muggle oc] [enemies to lovers] ** updates on wednesdays **
The Art of Dying - R. Black by dracomalfoyslils1ut
The Art of Dying - R. Black
dracomalfoyslils1ut
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Meredith McKinnon. Younger sister of Marlene, Head Girl, Gryffindor beater. Regulus Black. Sole heir of the Black's, Head Boy, Slytherin quidditch captain, Death Eater. As Head Boy and Girl, Meredith and Regulus are forced to be civil with each other. Through late night patrols, potions projects, and Slug Club dinners, the pair goes from hating the other to whispering sweet nothings when nobody is around. #1 in mckinnon - 9.12.22 #2 in regulusblack - 9.12.22 #2 in ravenclaw - 10.23.22
Dear Theodosia [fred weasley] by imapygmypuff
Dear Theodosia [fred weasley]
imapygmypuff
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  • Parts 40
"𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰'𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒕." | a story in which two seperate twins find love within one another a fred weasley love story.
ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ} by shiggyyyy
ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ}
shiggyyyy
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  • Parts 41
"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎
Snape's True Love: One-Shot by JessicaRivera821
Snape's True Love: One-Shot
JessicaRivera821
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  • Parts 1
Snape accidently calls her a mudblood after being humiliated by James and Sirius. Professor McGonagall makes him apologize to her. Will she accept his apology? Will they become friends again, perhaps more than friends? Read the one-shot and find out.