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  • Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction
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    I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DE...

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  • The Weekly Bible
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    In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins