Deleted | a vkook crackhead au

an au where jungkook is a got7 fanboy and a wattpad writer but one day he gets his story deleted, so he complains to wattpads email everyday. he also tweets to them just because. --- incomplete

Stuck

"You loved me so much that you gave me your heart, that precious thing that pumps for me."

Secret Flower Boy (NamJin)

Fanfiction Seokjin has a secret admirer. "A weed is but an unloved flower." ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ambulance 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~...

Thrill Ride 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

"Things didn't make sense in the first place and it still doesn't make sense. All we know now is that he is a suspect for your attempted murder, but he's also a victim of someone else." C O M P L E T E D ✔ ▪ ▪ ▪ Taekook AU in which poor third wheeler taehyung gets ditched in an amusement park by his friends yoongi and...

YouT(uber) 》 Taekook/Vkook [ON HOLD]

Taekook CRACK! au in which Taehyung and Jungkook, both strangers, diss one another under Taehyung's best friend's youtube channel. It was all fun and games until Taehyung finds his Uber driver's twitter. • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU...

DRIVE 》 Taekook/ Vkook [ON HOLD]

"Looking at this rear view, I can see how dejected you really are through your swollen eyes." "What? Hm.. how?" "Because my eyes look like that too," the other lightly laughs before sighing. "Oh." ••• As a consequence, Jungkook is forced to get a job. So, he decides to be an uber driver. He's not very good at his new...

Dead Meat 》 Yoonmin ✔

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts...

Subway 》 Yoonmin

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect is to get replies that are way different, and a salty staff member to be on the other end of the line. • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social med...

Lockdown 》 Yoonmin

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which Jimin spends the time during lockdown stuck in a bathroom stall, what he wasn't expecting was to befriend the dude in the stall next to him; moreover, for the latter to ask him to the upcoming prom. But, who exactly was he talking to? Trigger warning; mention of school shooter • Side taeko...

Underwear Thief 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung loses a bet and is dared to go steal Jungkook, his long-time enemy's underwear. But oh boy, was Taehyung in for a surprise. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! Ranks: Top #45 in enemies! Top #9 in...

NOW LIVE 》 Yoonmin ✔

yoonmin au where during jimin's live someone requests to join it so jimin accepts it and then the next thing he knows is his supposed rival idol yoongi is playing his song promise on guitar.. fans are shocked to find out the two are actually married ~ THIS AU ENTIRELY CONSISTS OF SOCIAL MEDIA EDITS ~ C O M P L E T E...

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spider-man

"this looks like a job for tarantkoola." in which jeon jungkook is a part-time superhero with a massive crush on a huge nerd named kim taehyung. however, jungkook really sucks at keeping the superhero part on the down-low. taekook social media/crack au

diamond league

"yoongi just burned my entire house down." in which jungkook creates a minecraft server for his friends and all sorts of chaos ensues taegi centered social media au/crackfic