How safe is it to send miniature people into a fort teenagers made with glue and cardboard in a few days? Who knew the Super Important, Long Awaited, Honourable tournament would involve ART AND CRAFTS? Calvin McKay participates in a tournament organised as a peace program between the land, aqua and air kingdom along with a werewolf and a mermaid. Guess how well that goes? ......... Magical world, people flying, demons attacking, royals missing, and of course, Susan being annoying. ......... Calvin McKay was the most normal person in the world. In fact, he was so normal that his friends called him Calvin McBoring. He had a fixed schedule in his. Wake up go to school. Come home. Do his chores. Sleep in on weekends. The perfect good boy. Only problem is that he ends up in the literal land of demons and an evil king is trying to kill him. ............ "Dad, I'm serious." "Hi serious, I'm..." "Don't you dare finish that sentence." ............ A mama's boy, dad jokes, a savage girl and an immature uncle. The perfect recipe for trouble. Oh, and also a murderer. ............ "You can't skin someone with a chainsaw." "You seemed to know a lot about chainsaws." "What can I say? I am a generally knowledgeable person."

The first thing they notice is your theme and bio. Make it amazing. cover by @-POGUE4LYF

A book dedicated to my art/drawings and photography! Please feel free to have a look, vote and comment 🎨 Highest Rankings- #1 Portrait #1 Daily Art #6 Watercolour #15 Colours #29 Paint #thebuttercupawards2020 #twilightawards2020 Book Cover is free from Pixabay.

[ALSO KNOWN AS "MATCH MADE IN HELL" ON WEBTOON ORIGINALS] He's. . . hot, popular, and proud. She's. . . plain, eccentric, and persistent. There's nothing common between them except that they hate each other. Not good, right? But why is he determined to find her while she is determined to escape him? Twists get turns, fates have entangled. Life has even become harder than before. And their once-upon-a-modern-time story starts with a dance. -- Book cover illustration by raindrops_ [Old version] STARTED: Nov. 2012 FINISHED: Nov. 2013 [New edition] STARTED: Jun 2018 FINISHED: Jun 2019

Are you a girl looking for a place? Well that's us! We are the immortal unflirtable hunters and you can become one of us by reading this!

꒦｡˚⋆﹕₊˚︶ ๑‧˚₊꒷꒦︶・✦․⁺﹒﹕₊˚꒦｡˚⋆ ❝𝑬𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚❞ ꒦꒷︶꒷꒦꒷꒰꒰✦︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶꒷꒦❝ ✎⊹ 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬! 𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪. 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕟 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕣. 𝕎𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪. 𝐖𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮!!!

Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance movie. He put a gun to her head And kidnapped her.

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacake

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story || When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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