Have you ever wanted to ask Serbia why he simps for Russia? Perhaps you've wondered why Albania has 193,397 bunkers? Or maybe you just want to know what the Balkans think about life. Either way, you've come to the right place! You ask the questions in the comments, and the Balkans answer them. It can be a dare, a question, or maybe just asking for an opinion. Anything goes! There may be guest occurrences from Eastern Europe, in which case you're free to question them as well, but this is primarily focused on the Balkans.

One thing has always been clear about Russia and America: They hated each other. It was no surprise; after all, their parents had despised each other, so naturally, their children would hate each other as well. Russia and America had just gotten out of a cold war, and it had only strengthened their feelings of hatred toward each other. One fateful UN meeting, America did something that finally caused Russia to snap. That was the day all hell was let loose. Afterward, a large group of countries met up and decided that Russia and America had to stop arguing, so they consulted UN, and a seemingly brilliant idea was formed. Shock wristbands. Now, these wristbands were programmed to shock the wearer if they leave a certain proximity from one another (1 meter). One was put on Russia, and the other on America. The countries had hoped that by forcing America and Russia to be near each other at all times, they would be able to settle their differences. But binding together one cocky, social, oil-loving country who is actually incredibly insecure and one distant, cold, and terrifying as fuck country with an addiction to vodka... may not be as good of an idea as it seems. Warning: This story may include: -Abuse -Self-harm -Angst -Cursing -Eventual smut (because your author has no chill) -And a tall scary Russian man