Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.

Just a few jokes and stuff. Y'know. ~~~~ Update: I keep this up for old times sake.

Leo and Keefe's S̶m̶o̶k̶i̶n̶'̶ ̶H̶o̶t̶ Kool Christmas Carols

Leo and Keefe decided to make a book of Christmas Carols! Will it be awesome? Or awe-ful?

Reborn In Percy Jackson World! Sea of Monster

This is my second year in camp half blood and I hoped everything stay the same as the book. But, of course it is not. My involvement from last year quest began to change the story line into something more convoluted and darker. I got involved much deeper this time and my mysterious existence began to unravel little by...

Hermione Granger and the Two Idiots I Befriended

You all heard of Harry's side of the story. I am Hermione Granger, and this is my story.

Demigods at ... Hogwarts ?

After the war with Gaea, and the wizarding world defeated Voldemort the Big Three are sent on a quest as a favour from Chiron to his old friend Dumbledore to protect the "Hero" of the wizarding world. Percy, Nico and Thalia are sent to a British school for Wizards to protect some big headed wizard Henry Potter. Or may...

Sigma, Prince of the Galaxies

Complete! This is your typical Chaos story. Percy Jackson, the hero of Olympus, was betrayed by everyone he knew and cared about. After being on the run for weeks he is offered a new life. After centuries of being trained, Sigma and his elite team are needed by Earth and the Gods. Will Sigma put his past behind and...

The assassin from Ravieen. -{A Percy Jackson fanfiction}

(This is the second book in the assassin called Cedmi series) His friends know quite a lot about him. Yet the one thing he never really talked about, were his assassin years when he ran around the universe killing off rich jerks. Percy hoped things would stay that way. That no one would know some things he wanted to...

The assassin called Cedmi. [UNDER MAJOR EDITING]

A Chaos story. His friends and family, including the gods all betrayed him for his own 'half-brother'. All of them but two. He was told by the ones that betrayed him to go, leave and never come back. So he not only leaves the two camps behind and the gods, but also the planet Earth itself... He becomes greatly known i...

The Blood Of Tartarus

Suspected of treachery against the gods and Olympus, Percy is thrown into Tartarus. Broken on the inside and battered on the outside, Percy needs to find his way through this new challenge in his path. Current Objective: Survive. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING.

Brothers In Arms

Sequel to my first story, Broken And Betrayed. Percy and Alex are on their own again, but Zeus has summoned them to Olympus with a proposal for Percy. What will follow? Read on to find out. (Artemis is a bit OOC at the beginning of this story so if you don't like it don't complain, you've been warned). Once again, I o...

Broken And Betrayed

When all of Camp Half-Blood, and most of all Annabeth, turn their backs on Percy and shun him for something he hasn't done, he and his half brother leave for Olympus. What they didn't expect was to be turned aside there as well, sent on their way with only the support of a couple of gods to rely on. Follow Percy and...

Percy And Annabeth: A New Beginning (Percy Jackson Fan-Fiction)

*Sequel to Percy and Annabeth After It All* "See you later.." You would expect to see each other the next day or week. But no, almost five years later and no seeing each other. You might hear some rumors and whispers from people around you on how the other is doing. But not from them themselves. Annabeth Jackson, we...

Percy and Annabeth After it all (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

*SOME PARTS HAVE BEEN EDITED AND SOME HAVEN'T! SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME* Percy and Annabeth have gotten married and are now starting their lives together. Will children come into the mix, will an old enemy come and disrupt their lives? Read to find out! :)

Cursed － A PJO Fanfic [Rewritten]

ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ, ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴘᴇʀꜱᴇᴜꜱ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ꜰᴏʀ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ, ʜᴇ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ. 🥀 Once, the Titaness of Ogygia placed a curse. A deadly, lethal curse. Annabeth Chase was the one...

That's Not My Life Anymore | Percy Jackson Chaos || COMPLETE

Life doesn't always work out the way we want it to. Percy Jackson never meant for any of this to happen. His girlfriend, Annabeth Chase, was gone. His father disowned him. He no longer felt welcome anywhere. So when Chaos came to Percy with an offer that could fix his life, he said yes. He became Omega, Commander of C...

Percy Jackson and Chaos

The war has happened and Percy's friends have turned against him. He tried to kill himself but it doesn't work. Well, it does just a certain primordial decides to bring him back... His life just keeps getting worse. I do not own the characters they belong to Rick Riordan. However the plot is mine. ©️ It is a bit dark...