THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, ANY RELATION TO REAL LIFE IS PURE COINCIDENCE. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. HAVE COMMON SENSE, THIS IS WRITTEN IN CHARACTER AS FEITAN PORTOR, A CRIMINAL MY ALT THIS IS WRITTEN FOR: @feitanthetorturer NOT MATURE, BUT IS VIOLIN-T (Yes im adding violins, fight me)

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

For legal reasons these are all a joke.