i-i this is dsaf. I am really weird okay...😭 it's been over a year sense I've made a fanfic, sense then I've abandoned that excuse of an account- I dont have specific times to when the chapters or whatever will be posted so leave me be<3 this was originally going to be a gift for a friend but yk

NOT FINISHED, CONTINUING SINCE JUNE/JULY 2025 As a new (And unwilling- We would hope) employee of the "brand new" Freddy Fazbender's pepperoneri, YOU, the reader, would decide with a faithful heart (You'd think.) To take full notice of the only virgin who will DIE a virgin at the function, AKA Matthew Virginia of the prize corner. Only phone-god knows what happens after this slip up, so read through and find out, my scary friend. . . Also heads up - I'm going to slightly base Matt off of not only his in-game persona, but the various stock images the unknowing actor of Matt provides to the sites ive gone to for these. :Thumbs up: pray for me.

Just a little love story 'bout a man who works at a prize corner with a little crush 💘

A regular old fanfic!!