This is going to be something different and I'll try to just make this as slice of life as I possibly can

Azur Lane X Male Reader

13 Battle Stars, that's how many the USS Cleveland got when fighting in WW2 along side her other sisters. But what if Cleveland had a brother? Someone who looks like her, thinks like her, likes the same things as her, basically, a perfect copy of Cleveland, but a boy. Join Y/N, a Cleveland Class ship who admires his older sisters, Cleveland, Columbia, Montpelier, and Denver. He is the CL-83 Cleveland Class Cruiser, Manchester. He was there when his sisters were sold and scrapped. (I do not count the other 2 Cleveland Class ships in this story, only the main 4)

After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them. Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive". (Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)