patroclus gets sick of agamemnon and achilles constantly bickering. he creates a group chat as a half-assed bonding exercise. chaos ensues. ongoing (also on ao3!) rated mature for a toxic/abusive relationship, brief descriptions of sex, mild drug use, swearing and a little violence i obviously am not homer and so the iliad is not mine don't sue me i have no money

Story written with 2 of my Friends✨❤️ Chat between all the characters in the Achilles song and the Iliad... Happy Reading. @Asy_Weasley @BISCO_POTTER

do I need to explain furthermore? just enjoy ;) || Highest Rankings: #151 achilles #9 achille #82 patroclus #40 tsoa #87 patrochilles