Random tacomic oneshots I made while litening to Rio Romeo on repeat

Oneshots/crackfics mostly. Yahoo! Any weird or potentially offensive language or jokes in here are just for fun! ::)

!!𝗧𝗪!! 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝘀/𝗵, $𝘂𝗶𝗰!𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲. 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗧𝗪 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗳 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁. 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆! 𝙏𝙖𝙘𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡, 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩... 𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙚𝙬. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙏𝙖𝙘𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙.

This will have three parts but the first one will be what happened before the wedding

Taco finally gets a fucking bath, gets depressed, and then is gay w/ Mic The tacomic demons got to me again This is a human au The title is lyrics from the song Never The Muse by Madilyn Mei (it doesn't have much to do w/ the story, I just like it) TW for swearing, bad self image and body issues, depression, suicidal thoughts, slight suggestive dialog and imagery

INANIMATE INSANITY HUMAN FANFIC (Tacomic) TW: Ships, gore, au, vomit, cursing, s/h, suicide, headcanons, and my first fanfic :/ Taco and Mic go camping! Specifically with NO SCREENS. But Knife being an annoying brother to Mic, he double-dog-dares Pickle to go with them. Little did they know that the screen detox would be the worst decision of their lives. After all, you can't hide from an imminent threat. It's kill or be killed. (Yeah I'm bad at writing and there will be a ton of mistakes so mb :] )

Things we lose. Things we love. Things we hold. They will always be lost. No matter how tight you hold onto them. Over and over... They slip through the cracks like sand. I couldn't save him. I couldn't save myself. I couldn't save them. Again And again. History will always repeat. No matter how hard I try...

Just a normal day in the hotel! Suddenly, everyone begins to hear voices in their head. They're strangely calm about it... it seems they are willing to answer some questions! What strange adventures will unfold?

the rewritten version of my old fic ZigZag warnings in first chapter

THE COVER IS A PLACE HOLDER