Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After seeing the photograph of Rose with her baby, Lloyd, Miles now knew beyond doubt that he was his son. One day LLoyd would inherit the Seton property empire, a business which Miles's father had created from scratch and which Miles now ran. He was determined that he would take responsibility for raising his son but to his intense frustration and anger this meant that he would be forced to make contact with Rose, the woman he had spent the better part of a year trying to forget. When he had first met Rose he had thought he had found his soul mate. But then his friend Max, whom he had known since childhood, had told Miles that Rose was cheating on him and he had the evidence to prove it. So not only had he been taken for a mug and fallen for a lying, traitorous bitch but now she had his son too. Rose was dreading having to meet with Miles. She had hidden away from the eyes of the world hoping to be left alone after the hurt of Miles's very public dumping of her but she knew that it was inevitable he would come after her now that a picture of Lloyd had been published in an international gossip magazine. Lloyd and Miles were as alike as peas in a pod. She was under no illusion that the Seton money machine and all the lawyers it needed would soon start grinding away at getting custody of LLoyd. She was still totally in the dark as to why Miles had left her when she was pregnant and now she was terrified that he would try to take LLoyd away from her too. But Rose was no pushover. She had been an international model in her teens and now was a successful businesswoman in her own right. If she had to she would give Miles the fight of his life. The problem was, Rose still yearned for the days before Miles had walked out on her, days she counted amongst the happiest in her life.

Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.

Life for Quinn has never been what's considered 'normal'. Born with freaky psychic abilities that skip a few generations, she's had to live with the hassle of seeing ghosts and getting visions from everything she touches. Life doesn't get any better when her parents move the family to a town filled with ghosts, witches, and demons. Now, she has to help a three hundred year old boy defeat an evil ancestor, one that has slowly been breaking away from his prison to unleash Hell on Earth.

Jesabel is a liar. When her only friend mysteriously disappears, she does what comes naturally. She keeps her truth from the world. Without warning, she is thrown into a web of lies far more dangerous and lethal than anything she could imagine. With an annoyingly charming boy by her side, can she unravel what she refuses to tell - the truth? WHITE LIES HAS BEEN REVISED, EDITED AND REWORKED! Happy late new year, friends! I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that White Lies, a story that has been up and running on Wattpad since 2011, has been re-written and revised for the coming decade. What does this mean? This entails the same characters you know and love, with better flow, better writing, more nuanced character development, more mature content, and entirely different plot lines. Jesabel's character has changed drastically since I last introduced her to the world (nearly NINE years ago! yikes!), and I wanted to make this story a more nuanced and modern take. When I had written White Lies, I had been just 14 years old. And I've done a ton of growing, learning, and unlearning over the years. This means that my characters have grown and developed with me. If you are an old friend and re-reader - welcome, and please enjoy the same old story you love with a brand new take! If you have started along this White Lies journey beginning in December and all throughout January, you might have read a half-edited and half-original version of the story. So please feel free to re-read at your leisure! I won't bite, I promise.

Hannah goes with her two friends to a street fight. At the end of the fight she is hassled by a guy and one of the fighters comes to her rescue. In the process though he is stabbed. Hannah feels so bad that she pays for his medical bills and moves him to a suit in a very good hospital. She even moves him into her house while his mother is gone for work. Dillon had actually wanted to talk to her before everything happened. He has to work hard though because Hannah is very self-conscious and doesn't believe that he can like her. He decides to take every chance he has to show her how he feels. He didn't expect to fall in love with the rich girl. Nor did the she expect to fall in love with the street fighter from the wrong side of town.

Every town has one. That strange family that everyone treats with trepidation and curiosity. Sylvie is part of such a family. Maybe its the fact that her grandmother does tarot card readings for the paying townsfolk. Maybe its the fact that only women seem to make up the family. Maybe its the wild wolves that live on their property that the family takes care of. Maybe its all of it. Sylvie isn't sure but what she is sure of is that nothing is as it seems. But then it again, it never is, is it? *THE IS A REWRITE OF MY ORIGINAL VERSION OF "THE NOBODIES"* Cover By: @PeachyReg

Love's a risky game, especially when you're the prize... Bobby Beckerson is the American All-Star hockey player-he's the spitting image of perfection to his family. Goofy, sweet and undeniably gorgeous, he has everything but the one girl he wants: River Ahlers. River Ahlers is successful in everything but love. She's been in love with Adam Beckerson since they were kids. Worst of all she's stuck right in the middle of the brothers dueling over everything and anything, and she doesn't even know she's the ultimate prize. Adam Beckerson is a boy with a guitar, a smile that sinks girls' hearts and a stone wall around his own. He's anything but perfect, and no matter how hard he tries he's nothing compared to Bobby. Sweet, damaged, with boyish good-looks, nobody thinks Adam loves anyone but himself. Bobby loves River, River loves Adam and Adam only loves himself-or so everyone thinks. Then one night everything changes, and as it threatens to destroy everyone involved a tragedy strikes that will break them all... Pick up the entire novel at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo and Google Play.

*Formerly called Love Happened* Mila had an ordinary life. A cute boyfriend. Parents who were still happily married. From an outsider’s perspective, Mila had everything. Nobody knew just how restless she was. Neither did she know about the genes that lay dormant within her until Luca De Angelis came into her life in the most unexpected way possible. It seems like that one night with Luca started a catalyst of events that lead to Mila's world changing and crumbling around her. Suddenly she hears thoughts in her head that aren't her own, she realizes that Christian might not always be in her life, and that her parent’s marriage isn't as solid as she always believed it was. Most frighteningly of all, her entire perception of herself, and the world around her, changes when she learns the truth of who - or what - Luca really is.

THE WILDE BROTHERS: Come and meet the Wilde Brothers of Idaho. Joe, Logan, Ben, Samuel, and Jake. You'll love the western flair and hot men and strong women in this romantic family saga. THE ONE is the first book in THE WILDE BROTHERS series from New York Times & USA Today Bestselling Author Lorhainne Eckhart. This is the story of Joe Wilde and the Margaret Gordon. You met Margaret in SECRETS from the bestselling OUTSIDER SERIES. She was one of the surgeons for JED FRIESSEN, and a woman that shared a secret with Diana's husband Jed. See Lorhainne's website for information on getting your hands on her free starter library: www.LorhainneEckhart.com -"Once again Lorhainne has captured me in her writings. A wonderful book, just like the books about the Friessen men. This series is going to be just as good." Reviewer, Petra You never know when you'll suddenly meet The One! In THE ONE, Margaret Gordon was once a prominent Seattle surgeon, and after an accident returns to her hometown, the perfect spot to hide out from everyone and to lick her wounds, with no one around but her horse. Margaret never considered herself a horse person. But when the now-widowed Joe Wilde drives in one morning with a teenage boy and a horse with a problem, Margaret turns into that klutzy teenage misfit that silently carried a torch for Joe all through school. But when smooth-talking Joe convinces Margaret into working with the temperamental horse, sparks fly and sizzle between them. Only Joe believes Margaret has despised him all his life, but when life throws Joe a curveball he soon finds out the right woman he's been looking for has been there all along. Can Joe and Margaret put aside their differences and realize that the other is, The One?