Two neighbors, one interest. [m. clifford]

(p.s. this is really weird bc mikey's a hotdog but ok) in which a boy in a hotdog costume falls in love with a customer. ;book one in the hey everybody series!! inspiration: hey everybody music video, 5sos

In which a boy's friend convinces him to find love on tinder.

"Is that your penis??"

Friend /frɛnd/ noun a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations. Book 1 of the English Love Affairs series [copyright @IrwinsLaughing - All Rights Reserved] thanks to brightscreen for the amazing cover! #950 In Fanfiction 24th July 2015 #956 In Fanfiction 25th July 2015 #791 In Fanfiction 7th August 2015

If you don't love Michael Clifford already here are 101 reasons why you should.

ripped out of their chests, calmly resting in his bloodstained hands, he swore he could feel them pumping still. HIGHEST RANKING : #669 in Fanfiction #38 in Horror

"your order will be getting to you shortly." "sweet, thanks! bye, i love you!" "i love you too!" "..." © zaynkillers, 2015 (cover made by mclahey)

"Michael Clifford, I only have one thing to say to you." "And that is?" "You're a fucking dick and I want your mouth on mine."

michael has a crush on his lesbian roommate.