"goodвye мy alмoѕт lover, goodвye мy нopeleѕѕ dreaм. ι'м тryιng noт тo тнιnĸ aвoυт yoυ, can'т yoυ jυѕт leт мe вe? ѕo long мy lυcĸleѕѕ roмance, мy вacĸ ιѕ тυrned on yoυ. ѕнoυld've ĸnown yoυ'd вrιng мe нearтacнe, alмoѕт loverѕ alwayѕ do." . . . . . . . . A collection of oneshots revolving around the Hapsburg Pair (SpAus). The first chapter is a historical note providing some context for those who need it.

He's back. But not like before. For centuries. It had been said that souls had to find peace before moving on. If there was some kind of trauma or unresolved issues then their soul was damned to Earth. Unable to move on. And that's exactly what happened to him. ------------- The tension, the karma was too much, the feeling of being hated was too much. John needed to move on.... but he couldn't.. He needed forgiveness.... redemption. By America and his family. But.... you know.... Maybe after all he did, that had to be impossible.... There's no way he would be forgived... not after everything. Maybe he would just say chained to Earth instead.

After the whole secrets incident, the crowd of nations decided then and there that they want to meet America's children. Of course, Russia and the other knowing nations allow it. But that's because they want them to know Alfred's homelife is not simply blissful Heaven, but also chaotic Hell. This is an Epilogue to "Alfred's Book of Secrets" so I suggest reading that one first!

When strange aliens abduct some of the nations, they are then tested on their worth. It appears some species felt that humans were inferior, and so brought the nations to their ship to see if that was true. It falls on them to assure their planet doesn't get obliterated from the alien's laser. The nations are given an opportunity to show the aliens they belong in the universe. But one nation proves too talented amongst his peers, and the aliens give him a choice. Either he dies with his planet, or he goes with them and the planet is saved. What will the HERO do?

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

I'm shocked the last one was so beloved lmao.. keep those requests coming! And remember a lot of these are just satire and nothing serious.

Pretty much just some yandere nations x america~ Please feel free to request ANY nation x america! Trust me I'll be more then happy too do it! :) I can't see 1p america as a yandere so.. any nation x america rather it be 1p, 2p, nyo, etc~ consider it done. Also please take into consideration most of these are satire and not really all that serious.

It's been centuries since Spain, England, and France had last seen their North American baby girls. So many long years. When North America were toddlers they were forced by their bosses to leave the children due to being enemies. No matter how much they begged and pleaded. They had gave the children to be raised by Native America. And now it was almost the week of their girls' birthday. The girls they had been forced to leave. This was gonna bring back painful memories just like it did every year. Or maybe.... it wouldn't this time. Especially when the girls finally come to a world meeting. Maybe the reunion they've waiting for can finally happen. Or not..... As they slowly try to get closer with their babies, it still seems like North America can't remember them. But not everything is as it seems. (Fem Spain, fem America, fem Canada, fem Mexico)

This family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanfiction I have typed up here to share with all of you is in fact mine. Enjoy.