Hello, my fellow Wattpaders! I will be your tour guide this evening! Your food and drinks should arrive soon! In the meantime, I will be able to answer all your questions about Wattpad! Why don`t you get reads? How can you make covers? Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? Ow! Don`t do that again! Anyway, allow me to show you how to write your wrongs and become a good Wattpader!

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.