As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly, they made us laugh. We both hope that you find them funny too.....
Why does life come with so many different possible answers to the same question? Which answer is the correct one and how do you know for sure? Finding your true self, amid all the decisions you're forced to make in growing up, is quite a battle, isn't it? I was doing okay. Really I was. Then I literally bumped into...
My name... I don't know. I'm a nobody with no memories of my life before..I became a snack for some vampires that turned me and left me for dead. I'm rare and special, I guess. This is partly my story. There are others that play their part and some become more. I hope that you like it.
This story starts out with me in jail... and ends with me in jail. But that's sort of suitable for a story about myself, is it not? This is more or less a telling of me falling in love with a man I gravely didn't deserve, and him changing my life indefinitely. Go f*ck yourself, John Terry (respectfully, of course). *A...
17 year old twins, CJ & TJ were identical in looks. So identical that they were often mistaken for their twin. They may have shared the same look but that's where the similarity ended. Unlike most identical twins they didn't share the same sexual preference. CJ was gay, a virgin, and desperate to keep his liking for...
Order. Discipline. Silence. Those are the rules billionaire businessman Rikkard Ambrose lives by-at least until his wife Lilly presents him with the bundle of bawling joy that is his newborn son. Together, they embark on a new life of delightfully chaotic perfection, not knowing that, in the shadows, an old enemy is p...
I believe that true love comes from two places now. One is the heart and the other is the soul. I believe we can love different people with different parts of ourselves. I don't even understand it, so what do I know? Maybe I'm a cheating piece of shit too.... Maybe?
*COMPLETED* (Y.O.L.O stands for: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE) *** Carter Jones, the school nerd, and Killian Henderson, the reputated troublemaker, somehow end up getting detention together. "How about we make a bet?" Offered Killian, his pistachio-green eyes drilling into mine as a playful smile lingered on his lips. "A bet...
Okay, I have never thought of doing this and I tried doing this like six different ways. I'm going to start this from the beginning in my point of view, I guess. And then we switch to our husband's POV for a few chapters. This is my life but I changed the names in it for everyone's safety. I hope you find it interes...
Summer, sunshine, and a lovely beach...Lilly couldn't have asked for a better way to relax during her pregnancy together with her hot billionaire husband. Except maybe for the little problem of them being shipwrecked. No water. No supplies. No hope of rescue. Now it is Mr and Mrs Ambrose against the jungle. All that i...
Max doesn't do ''flings'', he doesn't do messy and he doesn't like drama. He likes his guests to use coasters and take their shoes off at the door. Any calls after nine thirty will be ignored and the likelihood of him sleeping with a stranger are a billion to one. So imagine his surprise when he does just that. Waking...
(Book 1) It was just an accident. I had never meant to kiss Blake Patterson, supposedly the school's biggest douche bag. He wasn't supposed to be the good guy, the guy who made me happy, the guy who made my stomach flutter, but here we are, fighting the world. Together? (boyxboy love story) [Cover by: NattyKat]
(Sequel to I Kissed A Boy) I'm supposed to be a normal teenager dealing with evil girlfriends, exams, basketball, and drugs, but nope. Rick Patterson makes it his duty in life to stalk me relentlessly, trying to get me to like him, but it won't work! I won't let it! (boyxboy) [Cover by: NattyKat]
Arrested for a crime he didn't commit, eighteen year old Riley Parker is thrown into a maximum security prison to carry out his sentence. He expected a cold hard life, filled with danger and uncertainty, what he didn't expect was his cell mate Nathaniel Grayson; he was gorgeous and more than a little frightening but...
(TOP FIVE WINNER!!) Patrick Morgan didn't usually invite strangers home, but when he saw Harlan camping out in the space terminal, he was prepared to make an exception. Breaking the rules seemed like a good idea at the time, but then- My entry for the Open Novella Contest 2019. Using prompt 4 under 'Romance'. LGBT ro...
Matthew Sullivan and his father work at a genetics laboratory, isolating individuals predisposed to violent tendencies at birth using genetic sequencing techniques. On his twenty-first birthday, Matthew's father unwittingly gives him a gift that Matthew believes might be able to help them cure those with the genetic d...
It was pitch black outside, the only light came from the lantern at the front of the coach, bobbing crazily over the road. The coach picked up speed again, and Jonathan remained at the window, waiting to catch a glimpse of Castle Blackstone, the place that would be his home for the next six years. Romance / Historic...
Heir to a wealthy shipping family, Adam S Hayes has his life carefully mapped out. Career, marriage, family. After establishing himself successfully as Captain of the Patrol Ship Revel, it is time for the next step. Everything is going according to plan ... until he meets Danyel King. Trapped underground toget...
This story was the result of a FreeTheLGBT competition prompt and ended up winning the contest. The challenge was to create a short story (less than 1000 words), involving a text message received on Valentine's Day and involving an LGBTQ+ character. So, in 993 words, this was my Valentine's Day offering.
This is a collection of chapters for my stories that contain mature content. The intention is to give the reader an opportunity to see a different side of the relationship developing between the characters that you don't necessarily get in the main books. Intimate relationships invariably involve a physical eleme...
Kane has a 'sixth-sense' - he can tell whether someone is being honest or not. So why is he about to put his trust someone that he knows is lying? ***** Kane Emery operates a long haul transport ship and has an uncanny knack for being able to tell whe...
Damon Miller has spent the last three years in a hospital facility after an accident revealed an anomaly in his blood. When a new young doctor turns up to run some additional tests, Damon is instantly attracted to him and is determined to find out whether there's any chance they might be compatible in a relationship...
Craig is everything that a crazy person could be. He is loud and obnoxious and really fucking out-there. But the thing is, that is not who he really is. He comes off as an out, loud, and proud man who will go after the man he likes and not have any doubts about it, or even care if it doesn't go his way. But that isn't...
|Mature Content, Strong Sexual Content, Violence, Crude Language| -R- One night full of lust and desire would only lead to some mind blowing pleasure; at least that's what Nolan thought, till he found out what he was really in for. This would be a night he'd never forget.
DISCLAIMER: There are only 48 chapters, the rest are extra chapters! "I don't know how I feel towards you," Jonah said with boredom, pulling the cigarette from the edge of his mouth and blowing out of the window. "But one thing I know is that I'm not gay, I love having sex with girls. That being said," he threw his ci...
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR. That's what people say. But for Derek, love is a war and nothing is fair. Derek used to lived the sweet life, but then, his parents went bankrupt and the life he used to know disappeared. His world was turned up side down. For the sake of his parents and the sake of saving face in socie...
Amy Weston had expected many things when starting her investigation into an underground slave smuggling ring. Being mistaken for a duke's fiancée by his own mother was not one of them. Now she has to fend off not only gangsters, but also etiquette teachers intent on teaching her how to be a proper lady. Yet surely, th...
This was NOT how Lilly had expected her honeymoon to go. Ever since their ship left the shore, she has been feeling dizzy, irritable and nauseous...and what the heck are these strange cravings she keeps having? Her brand-new husband is no help either. Suddenly, stoic, icy billionaire Mr Rikkard Ambrose has turned int...
In which Michael Bradford and Ian Donnelly both struggle to find out who they are and learn something about what they could have together in the process. -This is the third of the Bradford Boys books, but you don't need to read the first two to understand what is going on here.
The Anders' family moves from Florida to Illinois after a series of distressing events that lead to the family's financial stress. In Illinois, James Anders is reunited with his long time best friend, attends a school at which he needs to hide who he truly is, and encounters the Bradford family- a family of seven attr...