Five year old Sakura Haruno was always smarter than she let on. She knew that the world she lived in was full of hate and anger. She knew she wasn't a hero and she didn't want to be one. But that didn't stop her from saving Naruto from a pack of bullies. Characters and pictures are not mine - Picture was taken from user Ichigo Korusaki from zerochan

THIS BOOK IS PURELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES! DO NOT EXPECT A FEASIBLE PLOT. THANK YOU. Sasuke Uchiha is the most popular guy in school. He's the captain of the football team and every girl's heartthrob. Sakura Haruno is the school wallflower. She spends most of her time in the library with her only friend Hinata. But what happens when fate decides to put them together? Follow these two love birds on an adventure. Disclaimer: All characters in this book belong to Mishashi Kishimoto. Any OC characters are property of Infinite_Writer01

"Don't make this any harder than it has to be, Sakura." I swallowed hard, my body shaking. I can't believe this is actually happening. Who knew that it will actually end up like this? I knew that I have to save Naruto and Sasuke-kun so that we could run away and hide before it's too late. "I-I'm not opening the door." I took a step backwards, looking at the kitchen. There was a knife on the counter, I needed it. If he is going to break inside, I have to fight back in order to get out of here. I quickly get it and face the door once again. I take a deep breath and tighten the grip on the knife's handle. There was one big question that kept running inside my mind over and over again. When will this nightmare end? Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto suddenly found themselves stuck in their own "ideal world"; a world with no chakra, ninjas, wars and just peace, tranquility and happiness. Their loved ones who were once dead are alive and the place they called home is back to normal again. Everything seems perfect, right? Wrong. They soon find out the person who has trapped them in that world is out to kill them. What's worse is that he won't stop at nothing until they're dead and they don't even have chakra to fight back. Will they be able to escape and be safe? Or will they remain trapped forever? Quote of the story (but not in the actual story): "Just like everybody else, you three believe in everything until it's disproved. You believe in old myths, in ghosts, in powerful creatures, etc. It all exists, even if it's just in your minds. So who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as you and I?" [Warning: May contain some Sasusaku or Narusaku and lots of feels]

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

*I'm currently editing this whole story, so no new chapter for a while. Sorry.* A mission began their fateful encounter. A dark aura played with their hearts. Old friends with woe, clawed out their sinful guilt. Newly made acquaintances fought devilishly against their love's delusional start. It was simple. They had to shatter. Fate was not on their side. "We have tried to forget our damaged past, only to realise that hope has left us both. Who will take their last breath, who will surrender their bare soul, whose heart will shatter into pieces, who will stop feeling the ecstasy of unconditional love? Please my dear, tell me who will it be? The heartbroken sacrifice, you... or me?" {I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, KISHIMOTO DOES, I ONLY OWN MY OCS}

Two years after the 4th Nin war, all of them struggle to get their lives back to normal. Sakura is now a Jounin, and a successful medic, a fine kunoichi among her generation. Sasuke is still a missing nin. And branded as S-Class criminal. All the 5 nation wants his head. His one goal was served, to kill Itachi. Another two was on his mind: destroy Konoha and re-establish his clan. They met two years after the war. He was still an avenger. She still can't give up on him. Their fate entwined after that fateful night. Would Sakura tell him of the consequence of that memorable night? Or would it be too late for Sasuke? Sasuke and Sakura /almostcanon Romance/Angst/Family Chapters: 36 Words: 194k+ Ratings: M+ Published: June 2012, finished Nov 10, 2014 Status: Complete Best Author: NarutoWattyAwards Summer 2014! 1st place, Sasuke Uchiha Category: Naruto Wattys 2015!

Follow Sakura Haruno, a strong willed woman with a nasty temper who is forced to fill some pretty steep heals, and make new friends and enemies along the way, and who knows, maybe she might find something more... © I am slowly editing this book. I've went back and read some of it and was like 'Did I really write this?' It's an embarrassing mess, but I will try to fix it some time in the future...