"messa love you" "I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry"

Paige should never let me have access to her wattpad

Shrek fucks Jar Jar Binks

I am so sorry.

do I really need to describe this? I hate my life. ADULT CONTENT WARNING

Based on wat suld hav happand 2 padmee amiedala

Down in the catacombs of ones mind you find deep dark fantasies that even you can't resist, so join me in the art of berry shitty Erotica.

Star Wars belongs to george Lucas This is a Star wars fanficton about how a simple gungan worked in the shadows to become the one true leader of the sith Darth Jar Jar

What exactly happened to Jar Jar Binks after Revenge of the Sith? I bet the first thing to pop into your mind wasn't, "Jar Jar fully embraces the dark side." Read the tale of the Gungan Menace, as he uses his past to seek power from the dark side, but could his past end up sabotaging his quest to achieve his desires? *All assets of Star Wars excluding the ones I made up are owned by LucasFilm. But please do feel free to use the characters and/or other things I make in your work.*

All hail our lord and savior Jar-Jar Binks