Don't ask. Merry Christmas

what happens when you bump into a devilishly handsome ogre? read and find out;) DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters in this book STARTED: December 3 2020

daddy Shrek X reader enjoy🍆 (cringe warning ⚠) k so kinda turned it to like a good story. even i thought it was gonna be hella smut but idk hope yall like it if yall want a smut sequel let me know um thx for reading vote comment and yeah oml its at 99 reads as of 12/1/20 thank yall so much i did really 100% love this idea I just kinda bored and this is what i did. Miss ma'ams it is now at 106 reads 12/4/20 like uh ok so to the random ppl readong this that arnt my friends i forced to read it thank u like all of u bros. Thank yall so much um kinda bored with life again if u want a feona X reader let me know babes💞 Broooooo we now have 149 reads 12/12/20 huh 😖 like thank y'all and may ag mcdaddy be in all ur dreams. 2.4K 6/11/21 thx ig 12/25/21 Why have over 5000 of yall read this?

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

❝ 𝘆𝗲𝗿' 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁 . ❞ 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑢𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 & 𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 . 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 .

I'm sorry

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor Swift "I would nuke the US, but then this book would never get updated again, so I will not" ~Kim Jong Un "Esketit" ~Lil Pump Overall Ranking: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Y'all, this story got that #1 ranking in the #donaldtrump on 11/21/18)

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

A co-written story with my Trumpsisterwife.