Lightning McQueen X Reader

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader...

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍: 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌

"𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦." If John Entwistle had an Instagram