Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...

Starts as the parody of a smutty fanfic, turns into a parody of a nail-biting heist. It features an abundance of inside jokes, a completely absurd plot and a style simil...

Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...

Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author

Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.

A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

A crime scene cleaner and a demon profiler must clean up a vampire hoarding site, find a powerful relic, and toss it back into hell before it destroys the French Quarter...

Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

An ambitious absurdist dramatic piece based on the 1950s sitcom.

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...

Martin Larrabee is the wealthiest man in Oakland, he is also, most likely, the strangest man in Oakland. One day he decides to call his friend Joshua and insist he come...

Cats: A young female protagonist with a taste for conspiracy theories is confused about the appearance of a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” droppi...

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A young man's struggle to find a place for his Dog to poop and find meaning in the universe.