Cookieking Stories

Lysander Gaunt and Silas Black. Their family names did all the heavy lifting for them anyway, but they decided to do even more. Since their fourth year, they've been pushing themselves to do the best they can in every subject, they've been running laps around the Black Lake every morning before even the birds are out chirruping, and they've been practicing magic in abandoned classrooms until after curfew-without getting caught, of course. These Slytherin boys know how to wriggle their way out of any situation. Now, why go this far at such a young age? What could their motive possibly be? Well, they believe in pushing themselves to their limits to achieve their ultimate final form, godly compared to the subhumans around them. They are... Looksmaxxers. couldn't be arsed making a new account so we got hp crackfics here now x fuck jkr and fuck real looksmaxxing incels

Clavicular's journey to becoming a Chad was strenuous. Bonesmashing, injections, meth. It's difficult to get to the top. It's even harder to stay there. However, Clavicular thrives through extreme narcissism, constant streaming, and intense framemogging. But that changes one night at a fateful house party. It's Clav's typical scene-- with an air of something new. Mogging, tension, and lots of vomit. Stacys all around, but his eyes still remain fixed on that Cookie.

A group of rising "looksmaxxing" influencers dominate social media, each promoting extreme routines to achieve the "perfect" face and body, strict diets, intense workouts, and carefully crafted aesthetics. Among them are Cookie King, who rebrands himself to mage-obsessed perfectionist, and Clavicular, who gets pulled into it for views. When they're paired for a viral transformation challenge, what starts as competition turns into something more real. As they chase perfection together, they begin to see the pressure, insecurity, and fakery behind the trend-and in each other, they find something more genuine than the flawless personas they've been selling.

Cookie king makes his long awaited and assertive return to the Santa Cruz compound. Awaiting him are a midst of characters new and old, that are willing to get on their hands and knees to prove how badly they want that cookie. Who will come out on top and claim their ultimate place as champion character in the cookie verse, and even more importantly on the minds of others, who win over Cookie King's heart?