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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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The Cantankerous Traveler ( Genshin Impact X Male Reader)  by BrazilianSamuraiboy
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The Cantankerous Traveler ( Genshi...by BrazilianSamuraiboy
Warning : this story doesn't make any sense and only retarded people like the author of this story will like it. Y/N , lumine and aether would continue their journey but...
❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞ by theonewhowrote1122
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❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞by ◤𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒏◢
❝𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙏𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙥𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭.❞ ➥𝓗𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮...
Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suoh by Neptune_8
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Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suohby Meraki ♡
You think he's cute? Wait until he starts talking, then decide if you really think he's cute.
'Best Friends'  by unlikebinxx
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'Best Friends' by Jazz (she/her)
They started off as friends, then went to friends with benefits, and now feelings are in the mix.
When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
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When My Shift Ends | ✓by brit
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
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Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
TOXIC RELATIONSHIP THAT THE FL ACCEPTS⚠️ Nadine Kingsley is next in line for the throne, she's had secret admirers since she was about 16 and her heart slightly holds th...
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Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (Montgomery Gator X Reader) by Cassalynn
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Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (...by Cassalynn
Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...
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The X in Skye by MeganTaylor24
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The X in Skyeby Megan
Skye Red was born into her family's mafia which just so happens to be the most powerful mafia. She is not a girl to mess with, she's fiery, flirty and most of all fierc...
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Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest a...
Meghan and Kara by babychanged
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Meghan and Karaby babychanged
9 year old Kara is tired of being harshly disciplined for her occasional wetting accidents but she has a new weapon to battle against those who would diaper her. She ha...
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise by AvalMerlin
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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradiseby Dr Meriegel
After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to wr...
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MHA Short Scenario by VioletYbrehl
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MHA Short Scenarioby VioletYbrehl
Just a random scenario of MHA Characters
kgf obsessed love  by butter212
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kgf obsessed love by Unnie
( ON HOLD ) '' I seriously hate you '' When she said this his face became hard and hundred times more scary He quickly pulled her closer and digged his head into her n...
The untamable by sexiopath
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The untamableby DREAM CATCHER 780
heaven and hell. a combination fit for disaster. Alex Lopez, a ruthless drug lord with no heart, or is there? Desiree Arroyo, a girl, in her senior year with a normal li...
Not A Princess  by darlingrosexo
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Not A Princess by darlingrosexo
Elizabeth Marin is a young woman whose mother died, father ignored her, ex boyfriend was an abuser, and her step mother hated her. She lost her job, and she's a college...
THE BADDEST PRINCIPESSA by Princessclo1210
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THE BADDEST PRINCIPESSAby Chloe
Aria grew up with her abusive mum and stepdad until they died. She was sent to live with her mafia brothers she knew nothing about. Will she cope with new brothers and l...
Love Potion by mlonirona
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Love Potionby mlonirona
"What do you want?" She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. "You." His voice...
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ꜱᴛᴜʀɴɪᴏʟᴏ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴛꜱ | ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ by forever-in-flop-era
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ꜱᴛᴜʀɴɪᴏʟᴏ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴛꜱ | ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱby hayley 😛💕
|| ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴛ ❤️ || ᴄʜʀɪꜱ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ʏ/ɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴛ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ʏ/ɴ ɴɪᴄᴋ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ!ʏ/ɴ || ɴᴏ ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ.
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces) by fantasynote
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Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces)by Anna
The hand that gripped the edge of the pool was definitely not human. The pale fingers were unnaturally long, conjoined with a thin webbing that led to sharp claws. My h...