Devilsminion Stories

On the night of September 21st, I was sitting with my sibling (who gave me a ton of plot points for this) and reading a Lords of Chaos fic on wattpad to make fun of it, when I remembered this one post about Louis being a pick me girl in iwtv. From then on, I was compelled to write this. Yes, Louis will be sold to Lestat. Yes, he will be reading a book in the audience when he's brought onstage. Yes, Armand and Daniel will be pregnant. How? Nobody needs to know. Yes, Louis will work at Walmart. Yes, Armand will age past 17. Yes, Claudia will be a lesbian and have beef with Armand. Yes, all the grammar errors in this are intentional. Yes, Armand will go to the club and have a last name

Half a century after the events involving the Brat Prince, Louis, and Armand, Claudia returns to New Orleans to speak with Armands new fling and creation, acclaimed author Daniel Malloy. She has managed to fool them before, faking her and her wifes deaths, so a second scheme is right under her belt.

"That is your unique privilege, you see: all the rest of us, we were banished either to live and die as mortals or to live and die forever, and only ever, in the shadows. You, Daniel Molloy, you will be the first to have lived both lives completely. The most human of vampires. Do you truly not understand how, after all this time, that is the one thing left to crave?" Set after S2. Daniel's turning and maybe/probably/eventually more (will update when I have the time). Too impatient to wait for Season 3 so here's a spur of the moment thing. Also on AO3, same username :)

Short story about what happened between Armand and Daniel, after Louis left the penthouse in Dubai.