Gravegar
What happens when the high-stakes world of Dungeons & Dragons meets the soul-crushing bureaucracy of a corporate betting office?
Welcome to the D.I.C.K. Guild (Dimensional Inter-Realm Currency Kiosk), the largest betting exchange in the land. This is where everyone-from common peasants to Arch-Mages-places their gold on the outcome of every major realm event, including the frantic Dungeon Delve League quests, the exclusive Gryphon Flight Circuits, and the brutal Monster Mash-Up wrestling matches.
This is also the only place where successful adventurers can claim their Quest Bounties and Winnings-if they can navigate the system.
Meet Kaelen Stone, a cynical Half-Elf and Junior Specialist in the C.U.N.T. (Community Unified Network Telepathy) department. Kaelen's job is to explain why their Pocket Scryer "went dead" right before they placed the winning wager, all while his stone computer delivers electric shocks.
The entire chaotic operation is currently being filmed by an annoyingly cheerful Halfling documentary crew who are completely oblivious to the level of profanity and corruption.
Watch as they capture the madness: an Ogre CEO who can barely see, a Lich accountant who keeps blocking the entire gold transfer platform, and a department of highly specialized Dwarf H.O.E.S. auditors who are furious that you don't respect Dragon Racing.
It's a world where the odds are never in the customer's favor, and the only certainty is that P.E.N.I.S. is going to screw up the final payout.