Douche Stories

Previously 'Who knew being auctioned off could be so eventful???'. This story follows the life of Sirena Beaux, a girl who has been rejected and tossed around like tras...

Brynn's father sells her to his bosses son who's the highest bidder. will she fall in love with him? or end up with Ronan, her best friend's brother and hot bad boy?

(Y/n) moved to Los Angeles with her cousin, Detective Chloe Decker, so she can work alongside Chloe as homicide detective as well. On her first night in L.A. she decides...

I'm gonna bang you on every furniture of my house babe" He whispered in my ear, I gulped and felt shivers down my spine. "your pants, they bother me take em of...

"𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄." It all started with an accident....

"Of course, it had to be him. I mean, really, who else would karma send to crap up my already crapped upon life? And so, James Adam Cooper steps into the club. And...

In a world much like our own, people are all given a clock on their wrist and it has never been wrong. This clock counts down the time till they meet their soulmate, wha...

Meet Andre Wester. Basic description? Confident, good-looking and knows it. He lives the good life, friends - or more suitably followers - multiple girlfriends and ave...

Rolling my eyes I turned, "is there a problem Mr. Parker?!" "I give it a week or two." He said and turned back to his meal. Completely thrown off I a...

A challenge where I write a (HUMOROUS) letter to someone once a day. More information inside ^^

Je vais faire des os et des imagine sur pleins de série ou film , n'hésitez pas à me donner des idées en commentaire ou en message privée (lemon possible)

Rick is 23 years old and his life is a pain in the ass. His boss hates him and doesn't give a fuck about him. Lara, Ricks ex-girlfriend is together with his boss now jut...

Qu'est-ce que l'hygiène et la santé? Pourquoi il y a tant d'âmes mal lavées? Et si le retours vers la pureté originelle, passait par l'utilisation du savon?

Douche of the Hour Intellectual Warfare of the Gym

hello you fucking dolphins . If you bitch at your girl you need help ya sick fuck thats why this book exists, for sick fucks like you ENJOY YOU DOUCHEPHINS

When Cooper Langford cheats on Evelyn Reese the night before their one year anniversary, she is devastated. With a promise ring, a broken heart, and a compromising back...

After having a tantrum in court that lands him in contempt, Chad Barrington is forced to seek counseling and take two months off. Unable to work, this top notch lawyer d...