Funny Stories

Twenty-year-old Chloe Miller lives a cozy, chaotic life. She runs Sweet Treats Bakery, lives alone in the apartment upstairs, and shares her space with her beloved fur-babies: four highly judgmental cats and a massive, goofy English Mastiff named Barnaby, whom she adopted from a local pet store when he was just a tiny, clumsy puppy. But Chloe's quiet routine is turned completely upside down when she goes to empty the bakery trash and finds a pair of beautiful baby twins tucked inside a garbage can. Naturally, her golden heart won't let her leave them, so she brings them inside. What Chloe has absolutely no idea about is that these twins belong to Luca Moretti-the city's most feared, ruthless mafia don. And when his search for his stolen children leads him straight to her bakery, Chloe is about to find out that "accidentally parenting" mob royalty is a recipe for absolute disaster.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

*COMPLETED* This is the story about Rohan and Sanjana Rohan Mehra is an established lawyer who always fights for justice, who doesn't care about money if it means he'll bring justice. He and his brother co-own a law firm. Sanjana Shukla is a girl with many issues. She has trust issues and suffered from nightmares. She holds two degrees in law. So what happens when Sanjana, who hates men is pulled into the twist of fate? What will happen to them? Will she finally let go of her prejudices and let Rohan in? Or will she push him away too?

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Updates every: TUESDAY, THURSDAY and SATURDAY He's not trying to save the world. He's just trying to survive the family reunion. The Drekvröur family recipe for success: white-streaked hair, dragon-taming powers, and a habit of saving the world from total annihilation. Cassidy Drekvröur wants absolutely no part of it. As far as he knows, he isn't powerful, and he'd like to keep it that way. His life goals are simple: unlock his majik, go to a regular school with his blissfully ordinary, normal-haired sister, and master the art of being completely average. Maybe even make a friend for once in his life. Unfortunately for Cassidy, he is the main character. When Cassidy's hidden powers finally awaken, his family swoons for him. Forced into a test of magical strength, Cassidy tries to fail-but fails at failing. Instead, he passes with spectacular, flying colours. Before he knows it, he is swept away to a place where all young witches hope to study: -MARKDJOM-

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Su Tang transmigrates into a dogblood novel as the doomed villainous stepmother of genius child Lu Momo and the contract wife of cold CEO Lu Ting. According to the original plot, she is supposed to fight for love, bully the child, create endless drama, and eventually die miserably. Su Tang refuses. Her life goal is simple: survive one year quietly, collect the 100 million yuan contract payout, and nap whenever possible. But instead of ruining the family, her lazy and gentle attitude slowly changes the cold Lu household. The silent little genius begins trusting her, Lu Ting starts lowering his guard, and the quiet mansion gradually becomes a real home. No public scandals. No dramatic revenge. Just warm porridge, late-night care, quiet healing, and a salted fish stepmom who never wanted to compete in the first place.

[COMPLETED] ˗ˏˋ 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗘𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗧𝗮𝗲 × 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 ˎˊ˗ ꒰ 💕 ꒱ **𝑊𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑝𝘩𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑔𝑚𝑎 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝘩𝑖𝑚... ꒱ 𝐽𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘 was never meant to get pregnant - especially not as an alpha. But fate never really asked for permission, did it? Now he's a single parent, raising his son 𝐽𝑖𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑛 - an enigma just like the man who unknowingly gave him that child. And somewhere in another city, 𝑇𝑎𝑒ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛𝑔 lives unaware of the tiny heartbeat that once echoed beneath Jungkook's own. 𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛... But destiny doesn't ask for permission. Now Jiwoon - the most mischievous little enigma alive - has only one mission: "I want Taetae as my appa!" ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ (Mr. & Mrs. Jeon are the ultimate cupids 😉) ✧ Slow updates, sorry! ✧ ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ ©taestykoofortae

Ian has always had one goal and one goal only-to get drafted for the National Hockey League. Nothing has ever thrown him off course from this, except for one boy from his past that knows things about him that rarely sees the light anymore. Finn has never liked hockey. The only reason he joined the team was to look at cute guys, start some fights on the ice (because it looked fun), and to obviously, get a cute hockey butt like all the other guys on the team. When Ian gets tasked with training Finn so that they can actually be a decent team and get to nationals this year, their bond grows strangely close. The only problem is, Ian promised himself he'd never fall in love again, and ends up breaking the one rule he set for himself. Finn on the other hand, doesn't have much interest in dating. He likes having fun, flirting with people without any strings. When Finn finds himself slipping into feelings for Ian, it leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about himself, dragging Ian down with him in the process. And through all that, they somehow still need to win nationals. ***

One Classification. One envelope. One million problems. Just two words will change your life forever. Alex knew what his was going to be. General Dom. Getting Caregiver would be the end of the world. High school was annoying enough, but taking care of a crying, disgusting, ear-shattering Little on top of that? Not a chance. Little does he know, what you want is never what you get. But damn it all. He was going to fight this Classification. No matter what. THIS STORY IS NOT BXB.

වාහන හෝන් සද්ද...ලයිට් පිරිච්ච කාර්යබහුල රෑ කොලඹ අහස යට ස්කූල් යුනිෆෝම් එක පිටිම්ම දාඩිය ගඳ ගගහ මැන්ශන් එකට යන ඌගෙ පස්සෙන් මමත් ඔහේ ඇවිදිනවා... හැමදාම ඉස්කෝලෙ ඉවර වෙලා කීයට හරි ඌ පරෙස්සසමට ගෙදර ගියා කියල හිතන් මමම බොරුවට හිත සනසගන්නව...

𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. He was a 21-year-old army officer, bound to get married because of a promise he made to his grandfather. He had rejected every girl without a second thought. Not because he was cold-never that. He valued life. He valued happiness. He was the sun; he was the warmth. Until the day his eyes met hers- a nineteen-year old pregnant girl. He didn't know how or why, but suddenly, no wasn't easy anymore. What began as an unforeseen moment grew into something neither of them knew how to name. This isn't history. It's a tale- a soft, healing, unforgettable story of two wounded hearts learning to trust again.

｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡ A high school romance. ˜"*°• ~𝐘𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐢 𝐲𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐥~ •°*"˜ Some hearts burn. Some hearts heal. And some? They fight the world and each other just to love. Six souls. One city. A rollercoaster of dreams, heartbreaks, healing, and vengeance. Between badminton courts and battlefields, tuition tales and trauma, revenge and redemption-this is not just a story. It's a rebellion in disguise. It's love laced with rage. It's family-built, broken, and built again. Get ready for awkward moments and all those weird tuition sessions that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even rooting for these two chaotic souls to finally admit they like each others. _._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.

Rowan can't leave the house, and Matteo tries his best to stay away from home; but somewhere along the way, they find each other. Rowan Anderson spends every day consumed by anxiety. He was recently diagnosed with agoraphobia and hasn't left the house in forever. Matteo Garcia has a complicated home life to say the least. He's always trying to find a way to scrape together money, while still getting top grades in school and staying on the hockey team. When Rowan tries to find a summer tutor to catch him up on the school he missed, he stumbles upon Matteo. Matteo. The guy in his hockey team. The guy he always used to sneak secret glances at. The guy who is the only person who seems to make him feel safe. The more time they spend together, the more a friendship starts to form. But what happens when feelings -and a long list of other obstacles- get involved? Will they be able to continue their arrangement without any complications? Or will both of them be thrown into spirals so deep that the only people who can get them out, is each other. ******* [NOW COMPLETE]

උපතින් දෙපියන් අහිමි උන ඒ දරදඬු හිතටත්, චුටි කාලේ අහිංසකව හිටිය ඒත් මල් පෙත්තක් වාගේ පර උණ ඒ දරදඬු හිතටත්, රෝසමලක් ඇවිල්ලා අත දුන්නොත් මොනවා වෙයිද?? "ඒ නෙළුම් මලක් නෙමේ.." "ඒ අපිට අයිති රෝස මල..."

Betrayed everyone in the simulator-now I'm surrounded by them in reality! Awakening the "White Moonlight Simulator System," I harvested god-like rewards by breaking the hearts of the ninja world's greatest heroines. I thought it was just a game... until the dimensional barrier shattered, and the women I traumatized descended into the real world! Tsunade is red-eyed with fury, Mei Terumi is standing with a blade in hand, and Pakura is closing in step by step. It was supposed to be just a simulation, but now I'm trapped in a real-life harem nightmare-and I have no idea how to survive the aftermath!

This is a Non-canon story where Chili and Bandit have biological children before Bluey and Bingo were born, Sandy Heeler and Indigo Heeler. Sandy is 13 years old, is a big Brother and Indigo is 9 years old, is a second brother. This story is taking way before "the sign." Disclaimer: We do not claim the rights to any established Bluey characters featured that were originally made by Joe Brumm.

"නගින්ට නගින්ඩ අරින එකත් මෝඩයා..පුදන්ඩ පුදන්ඩ ගහන එකත් මෝඩයා..." "ම්ම්ම්ම්ම්ම්ම්ම් ඇත්තද මගෙ බිස්කු කැටේ.....උඹ කාටවත් පුදන්ඩ ඕන නෑ...දැන් අනිත් පැත්ත හැරුනාම හොඳටම ඇති..." " චුක්.. කැළිණි පාලාමේ අවලං සුකුවා.." සැ.යු 💢 පෙසර් පෙති බෝතලයක් අරන් වරෙන්..❗ YLM..