Historias de Funnybone

These poopy stories are super spooky! They don't necessarily involve poop, but they are bound to be compared to it.

hello! Read some ridiculously funny stories that have happened to me!

Be warned: These stories are junk. None of them are serious. Most are idiotic. I write these only when I'm bored. They aren't really great either. Enjoy...i guess?

"Dude, what is he doing?" "Not again. Drew, get off the chandelier!"

A bunch of interesting jokes,memes,comebacks and puns for your attention :)

If me and my goofy a$$ friend was in a group chat with the Sans aus WARNING ! ⚠️ This is NOT for young children, as it contains as follows: Sex jokes and inappropriate humor Mentions of s3x and similar topics in a way that might humor some but make some uncomfortable Strong and foul vulgar language. You have been warned. Please proceed with caution. Also idgaf if you think it's out of character this was honestly just for shits and giggles, so don't take anything said in the story seriously. Please don't complain about any ships you don't like, again, this is just for laughs and mostly satire. Literally just take this as a shitpost. Anyways enjoyyy

Hi there! Want to have some fun?Check. Got some free time in hand?Hop onboard. Need an outlet for frustation?Got you covered. Have something you would like to post?Well, you get the picture.Want to annoy somebody?Not exactly ethical but you are in the right place. The-MOO-point will successfully complete your thirst for humour, quirky quotes, inspirational stuff, sarcasm and ... Just visit regularly and fun shall be thine. Moo. "Let us join hands in making this world a place where the chicken can cross the road without having its motive questioned."

| RANKED #163 IN YOUNGADULT 05.17.11 || RANKED #22 IN PROJECTGIGGLE 05.17.18 | ...From an acquaintance ❝And I'm Cole, ❞ he stood up and grabbed my hand to kiss it but before he could, I took it back. To a foe... ❝I shouldn't be talking to you,❞ I said. ❝Uh, why? Because you're speechless every time you see me?❞ he smirked. ❝Because you're trouble. So I'm just gonna pretend that you're Casper, ❞ ...To an Ally for a lie ❝It's just gonna be a fake kiss but in a different way,❞ he took a grip on both of my shoulders but not too tight. "Pucker up, Joey Roberts" he maniacally winked. ❝Hold your balls, lover boy.❞ I poked his forehead as I pushed it away. "Nuh-uh, not gonna happen." •••••••••••••••••••••• Joey Roberts has this huge crush on Adam Blake whose heart is already taken by Coraline Reyes who has a crush on his boyfriend's stepbrother, Cole Blake. After walking home together with Cole, Joey got a warning from Adam to stay away from his step brother since he's trouble; with Cole knowing that the warning came from his brother he got mad and stayed away from her. Cole Blake, on the other hand, had never loved any girl other than Coraline. He'll do anything to have her back. After finding out that his step brother has a soft spot for Joey, he made a plan; a plan that involves your foe to be your ally for a lie. Will operation "Ally For A Lie" a success? Or will it be the other way around?