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Reincarnated as a Raccoon in the Apocalypse: My Quiet Life as an OP Trash Panda
Abe spent fifty years preparing for the end of the world. He stockpiled beans, ammunition, medical supplies, and everything else he needed to survive the apocalypse.
What he didn't prepare for... was dying first.
When the Gaia System awakens and magic floods the world, Abe is reincarnated as the baby raccoon he'd been feeding behind his Ozark cabin. He just wanted to hole up in his fortified cabin, eat snacks, and let the apocalypse sort itself out.
However, through a series of misunderstandings and miracles, he...
* Resurrects Bambi, a deer, who starts a religion where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are considered sacred scripture.
* Gains a growing pool of animal believers.
* Unlocks a divine domain made from literal trash who's fed by Mort, a kleptomaniac opossum.
* Gets labeled a Demon Beast King by the government.
* Accidentally bonds with a squirrel Divine Companion who thinks they're married now.
* Discovers trickster gods such as Coyote and Raven have an unhealthy obsession with him.
Meanwhile:
* Mana tides are mutating and evolving wildlife.
* Humans are awakening Classes.
* Cannibal dwarves just moved into the woods.
* And every accident makes things worse... Or better. Abe can't always tell.
Join the Great Trash Panda in a world of magic and monsters. Sometimes the only way to survive is to embrace the garbage thrown at you.
What to Expect
✔ Sarcastic Non-Human MC ✔ Light LitRPG & Divine Progression ✔ Slow-Burn Power Fantasy ✔ Slice-of-Life Meets Apocalypse ✔ Expanding Cast & Multiple POVs ✔ Consistent Updates - Monday through Friday ✔ 200,000+ words | 100+ chapters | Actively updating