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Clichés Suck!

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Nutella_the_Great

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" I thought vampires hated garlic."

"Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter."

"Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?"

"That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash."

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All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences.

  She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. 

  Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK!




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An Ocean of Bad Blood by MentallyUnstablexoxo

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Being The Bad Girl by xxpoxx

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What's Your Worth? by Potatolord1999

Another teenage love story with just your typical edgy girl and badboy next door who falls in love with his best friends edgy sister who's also his neighbor. Also he's a vampire and his neighbors are werewolves and close family friends. ...................................................................... "So Matthew said you have a boy coming over" Tyler said with a hint of venom in his tone and turning me around. "Aww, if you were a sandwich right now you'd be a peanut butter and JELLY" I smiled looking into brown-green eyes. He chuckled and cracked his knuckles, looking lowkey pissed at me. "That boy is about to get a knuckle sandwich if he steps a foot in your room" "Is that.. a threat?" I fake gasped getting an amusing look from Tyler. "He'll be here in a matter of seconds" I grinned, folding my arms across my chest as I leaned on the wardrobe closing my eyes. Tyler put his thumb on my chin, pushing down so my lips parted and I felt the his breath hit my lips. ...................................................................... CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND THEMES.

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The Bad Boy Bet On Me cover

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