His Disney Girl | ✓
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Complete, First published Mar 17, 2017
once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
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- » foreword
- » character aesthetics
- 01 | ❝did you just quote fucking mary poppins?❞
- 02 | ❝i dream of you leaving me be.❞
- 03 | ❝but, you know, even miracles take a little time❞
- 04 | ❝one step at a time, cinderella. i never said that.❞
- 05 | ❝so so. all you need is faith, trust and a little pixie dust!❞
- 06 | ❝holy shit. lewis never told me he was famous. or frickin' french.❞
- 07 | ❝raylee told me you quoted disney too.❞
- 08 | ❝what the heck? you're not kim possible.❞
- 09 | ❝i don't start fights, but i do finish them.❞
- 10 | ❝flowers . . . chocolates . . . promises you don't intend to keep.❞
- 11 | ❝what can raylee the godfairy help with today? woah, that almost rhymed.❞
- 12 | ❝that was everything, i guess. sleep well, you weird disney girl.❞
- 13 | ❝also, i'm equal to a motherfucking greek g-❞
- 14 | why are you still hung up on that? pun intended
- 15 | ❝he acts nice, but is a demon spawn on the inside. just like you.❞
- 16 | ❝i know you can do this! break a leg tonight, hannah montana.❞
- 17 | ❝our tv doesn't work. i'm coming over to watch that performance.❞
- 18 | ❝by the way, you're really shady with your career.❞
- 19 | ❝what? you monster. she tries to make clothes out of dogs! be ashamed!❞
- 20 | ❝her name is revealed as . . . raylee dayholt!❞
- 21 | ❝how is it to be the girlfriend of thee world famous lewis leclercq?❞
- 22 | ❝seriously, you cruel human being? you'll use my weakness against me?❞
- 23 | ❝it's references. i can't just say them out of context, you know.❞
- 24 | ❝come on, ma chérie. open up your eyes.❞
- 25 | ❝you're right. i don't. i need something much stronger.❞
- 26 | ❝and you've been nice, for the first time in forever.❞
- 27 | ❝wow. i feel like a princess. and look like one too.❞
- 28 | ❝i truly felt like a frog with a pretty dress before we kissed.❞
- 29 | ❝because i'm confused. are you mad at me for kissing you?❞
- 30 | ❝we always used to watch disney together.❞
- 31 | ❝are you kidding? i felt like christopher wilde!❞
- 32 | ❝it's an unspoken rule that it's taboo for disney lovers to curse.❞
- 33 | ❝when life gets you down, do you wanna know what you've gotta do?❞
- 34 | ❝i know i'm a beauty. no need to repeat.❞
- 35 | ❝you're good at kissing, but man, there should be limits!❞
- 36 | ❝now i understand why peter pan didn't want to grow up.❞
- 37 | ❝tralala. i felt like a princess! it's a kind of magic!❞
- 38 | ❝what do you call an annoying human being who loves to watch wall-e?❞
- 39 | ❝mr. i change my mind frequently because that's what i'm good at.❞
- 40 | ❝no hablo fucktardo, carlos. really, just spare me.❞
- 41 | ❝cruella de vil. cruel de vil. cruel devil.❞
- 42 | ❝my mother gets happy whenever you flash money in her face.❞
- 43 | ❝someone congratulating you for being born is awkward?❞
- 44 | ❝he's a manipulating, scheming, blackmailing ass.❞
- 45 | you're the frickin villain to my sad sob story you piece of work
- 46 | ❝a freaking superstar, for disney's sake! and you're so chill kind of.❞
- 47 | ❝yes. that's the only reason, gaston.❞
- 48 | ❝why couldn't ariel just write on paper that ursula stole her voice?❞
- 49 | ❝this is fucking starstruck all over again, no joke.❞
- 50 | ❝you love who you love."
- 51 | ❝you're sitting right in front of me. why are we texting?❞
- 52 | ❝you're his girlfriend, right? oh my god, raylee dayholt, oh my god!❞
- 53 | ❝does he think he's a badass? cinderella? is he expecting another grammy?❞
- 54 | ❝i am lucky to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.❞
- 55 | epilogue
- » note
- bonus 1 » coffee and esteban
- bonus 2 » christmas & scrooge
- bonus 3 » wedding & girltalk
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