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The Adventures Of An Aromantic Asshole (In A Shockingly Cliché World)
Quack_Theory
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  • Parts 15
  • Time 3h 2m
Quack_Theory
Complete, First published Mar 26, 2017
Mature
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Okay. 

So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right.  I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? 
Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here.

So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view.
  
Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?
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