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ebullience journal random sarcasm tags

ebullience ( : ɪˈbʊlɪəns) ~ bubbling enthusiasm
(As in ❝ The ebullience of the Plastics on receiving sarcastic compliments is indeed, a joy to behold. ❞)



❝ ι'м acтυally noт вeιng ғυnny, ι'м jυѕт really мean and people тнιnĸ ι'м joĸιng.❞




>>This is just a safe haven for all the sarcastic, anti-plastic, originally ironic souls as the Queen of Sarcasm (tis me) shows how it's like to be a sarcastic, anti-plastic, and originally ironic soul in this sensitive, PLASTIC, and copycat world.<<



>>Contains random shiz like tags and stuff that doesn't belong in any of my books<<




❝ ¢σρу тнαт, ¢σρу¢αт? ❞

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Finding Rosie by dadaareads

"Останови машину," I commanded. (Stop the car) The driver, whose name I'd forgotten, obeyed. Stepping out, I walked towards the boys, hearing their laughter and insults. I jogged over, drawing my gun from the holster at my waist, and snapped, "Тебя никто не учил манерам?" (Did no one ever teach you any manners?) The color drained from their faces, and they scattered. Approaching the corner where they had been standing, my heart clenched. There, on the cold ground, lay a girl, shivering in nothing but a dirty, torn t-shirt. ♡♡︎♡︎ A small, naive girl with no shelter. A feared mafia boss known as the Angel of Death...What will happen when their paths cross?

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑏(𝐺ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟) by michaelmyers_whore69

She leaned closer, her breath hot against my ear. "Can you please 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 me sir?" With a wicked grin, I tightened my grip on her thighs. "Since you asked so damn nicely." Book 3 in the Ghostface series;) ****** 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑝? 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙.... #1 in sexiness on March 14th 2025;) ❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎ ♥︎𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♥︎𝐻𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝐵𝑑𝑠𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑:) ♡︎♡︎♡︎ 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦....𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑜𝑤⚠️;) Best rankings!: #1 in ghostfacexreader March 28th 2025;) #1 in sexiness March 28th 2025:)

His Not so Innocent Tutee by winteratheart__

'When I first saw you I said Mashallah and then I said Inshallah' ...... From innocently stalking to fumbling through conversations, she's a walking disaster of charm and sincerity, even if it doesn't always come out right. He's the type to hold his patience like a shield, but even the most patient man can't avoid the chaos that follows this cute, no-sense girl wherever she goes "I am so close to smacking your head with this pen now. Don't get on my nerves anymore and tell me what I said the next step would be!" The patient man, who can no longer be called patient, glares at the poor girl who is pressing her lips tightly together, trying not to let out a sniff, while holding the hem of her shawl so tightly that it will definitely leave wrinkles. "You said..." she starts quietly but ends up bursting when she cannot remember exactly what he taught her. "That you wouldn't be rude! But you're so rude! I don't want to learn from you!" she tried. But couldn't hold back from snapping at his rudeness. Sniffing, she glares at him as he looks at her, clearly annoyed. "You're impossible," he mutters, shaking his head. Yet somehow, there's a smile hiding behind that stern look because nobody can ignore her cuteness. "Jerk," she mumbles to herself before quickly glancing up with wide, innocent eyes, hoping he didn't hear. It's a love story that's as sweet as it is ridiculous, filled with more laughter than either of them ever expected.

To See Me as You Do (Slow Updates) by AwkwardlyPerfect_18

#1 in MeandYou (June 14, 2025) #5 in QuietBoy (July 9, 2025) Before I can help it, I grin ear to ear, and his softened gaze starts to fade. His eyes narrow into slits, "Don't you dare-" "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" Instantly, Sawyer frowns, an unimpressed expression on his face. I smile, grabbing his cheeks and squishing them, "Don't make that face!!! C'mon, you gotta ask!! What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" He glares at me, "We're not doing this shit, Mari-" "Yes, we are!!" I let go of his face, "You ready?!!" "No." "I'm gonna say it." "You better not-" "SoFISHticated." "You're a dumbass." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Slow Burn, Lengthy Chapters, Long Story* This Story Takes Place in 2023-2024 Marianne Parker and Sawyer Cortez are complete opposites of each other. Marianne is a dad joke loving, talented musician who believes in finding the good in everything around her. Always smiling, laughing, kind to everyone, and an optimist. With a bubbly attitude and an outgoing personality, she's always looking to make a new friend. An all-around ray of sunshine. Sawyer, on the other hand, is a sarcastic, blunt, rude, and pessimistic bookworm. He doesn't believe there could be good in everything. He doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, and isn't interested in making new friends. Let alone, socializing. Hell, he BARELY tolerates his own friends. The total definition of a raincloud. Marianne's looking for a fresh start, and Sawyer wants a normal year of high school. When he meets Marianne, it becomes all too clear that there's something about her he can't ignore. From the way she walks, talks, laughs, and smiles, it's all distracting and unfamiliar to him. And, of course, he doesn't like that. In his efforts, he tries to ignore the feelings and avoid HER at all costs. But, that can be hard when the girl in question is EQUALLY interested in him too. Started August 2023 - ????

Lilah by AshlynPope

Read chaotic love, win big! Get lost in chaos 🔥 From July 28-Aug 11, the more you read from the Chaotic Lovers Reading List, the bigger the prize: 🎯 60 mins = 60 Coins 🎯 90 mins = 90 Coins + 1 month Wattpad Premium Messy romances, darker heroes, and rewards that hit different. She's a wild, free spirit who sees the good in everyone, and he's the hardened, bad-tempered loner who wants nothing to do with her-yet no matter how hard he tries to push her away, she's the one temptation he can't escape. *** He's never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she says every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what she does to him; it's not like him to chase after some girl. She gets under his skin like no other. She's never met someone with such a bad attitude. He's ill-mannered and menacing. The glare never seems to leave his face. Considering it all, she can't help but feel the attraction toward him. Dangerous attraction toward a seemingly dangerous man. Maybe it's the tattoos on his arm that gets her attention. Or maybe it's because she can tell there's hope for good under his rough exterior. And she's about to find it, whether he likes it or not. It's no secret that the two of them are complete and total opposites. *** "You like being called Sugar, don't you?" I tease, placing my toothbrush back after finishing. He does the same and gives me a side-eyed scowl. He grips my chin harshly and kisses me. My body temperature raises a good ten degrees and my right leg goes all wiggly. He pulls away. "You like it when I kiss you, don't you?" He teases the same way I did to him and I'm left blubbering. "I think both of our questions are rhetorical," I lower my voice up at him. His lip curls up into a smirk. *** #1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *** *Warning* This story contains mature themes (language, scenes

𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 by s0ur_k1wi

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. best rankings: #94 in crack #66 in weird romance #33 in quirky

Please Don't Go (Dream x Reader) by Athrii_

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Denial [II FANTUBE AU] by insaneiifanatic

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Finding Rosie cover

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑏(𝐺ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟) cover

His Not so Innocent Tutee cover

To See Me as You Do (Slow Updates) cover

𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 cover

Please Don't Go (Dream x Reader) cover

OC Crackbook cover

Denial [II FANTUBE AU] cover

Sparrows -A Krii7y fanfiction cover

Finding Rosie

"Останови машину," I commanded. (Stop the car) The driver, whose name I'd forgotten, obeyed. Stepping out, I walked towards the boys, hearing their laughter and insults. I jogged over, drawing my gun from the holster at my waist, and snapped, "Тебя никто не учил манерам?" (Did no one ever teach you any manners?) The color drained from their faces, and they scattered. Approaching the corner where they had been standing, my heart clenched. There, on the cold ground, lay a girl, shivering in nothing but a dirty, torn t-shirt. ♡♡︎♡︎ A small, naive girl with no shelter. A feared mafia boss known as the Angel of Death...What will happen when their paths cross?