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Why Twilight SUCKS

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One, what I'm trying to do is build up the Twilight-Hating-Fandom. So thats m' title! So just come here to crap on Twilight. Okay, I will name reasons why Twilight sucks, compare it to other fandoms, have memes, and just let everyone hate on Twilight. Because... I mean who doesn't? And I will try to have 1-2 a week. And you can send me reasons why you hate twilight and I will put them in. And I will have some chapters dedicated to comparing Twilight to other - *cough cough* Harry Potter *cough cough* wonder what that was there? 

K.... Have a good day my fellow Twilight haters👋

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-> i wrote this in 6th grade so i apologize for how trash it isAll Rights Reserved

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Alex Swan Saga // Anniversay Edition by irishsnowflakeluv

One book, the whole twilight movie series. I'm not breaking it up this time. It's been 10 years since I've created my silly little Alex Swan Books. My writing has changed a lot since then. So here's my other shot at it. Hopefully it's not as cringe, but more fun. You think you know Alex's story, but you don't. Here is the better version of her story. __________________________________ Note- Some chapters are similar to the old story because that was the blueprint, while others are completely different. I hope you like it regardless. __________________________________ I'm doing this in parts cause they all came out in different times- Twilight: Dec. 2024 New Moon: TBD Eclipse: TBD Breaking Dawn: TDB __________________________________ I don't own anything but Alex. You got issue with anything else take it up with the creators, I'm just doing this for fun.

Spirals || Mattheo Riddle by mrxshxx

"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading

Dʀɛaʍ BIG Dʀɛaʍs! by RomanticWaltz2764

Welcome to my "Ask & Dare" book! (w/ extras such as: Tags, Reviews, Ranting, Reactions, Covers and мore!) in here, here you can basically ask me stuff ask me questions or do awesome dareѕ! And this'll feature some skits here and there on special occasions, that will include some special guests from some of you're favourite movies/shows/etc (Including a few celebrity appearences) appearing in here also for a few dares/questions, So yeaн тнaт'ѕ preттy мυcн ιт... So enjoy and read мy crappy updates and wнaт noт! XD☺ (Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, ONLY OWN MYSELF AND MY CREATIVITY, THUS USING THEM FOR ENTERTAINING AND CREATIVITY PURPOSES)

For the love and vampires by _sunflower_vol_6

"I would say," she continues as she straddles my hips causing my eyes to bug out, "Ocean, you are the first person in my entire existence to give me butterflies, when I look in your eyes I see my purpose, a purpose I never thought existed.' And then I would lean down just like this, I would lick my lips," I find myself mirroring her actions, "and I would kiss you," And she does, "first on the cheek, then on your forehead, the on your neck." Fucking hell. "And finally." She kisses me. Like really kisses me. Our mouths moving together like old lovers coming back together. She kissed me so hard I forgot where I was for a second, only to be brought back with the gentle reminder that this is home. She is home. - A story about a vampire who falls in love with a human with a massive secret. (Loosely based on twilight with the mains as oc's)

Emma Potter; Going to War by Pocketful_of_words

SEQUEL TO "EMMA POTTER" <<------- *------->> Emma Potter is in trouble. Then again, she always is. YEAR FIVE: The man who murdered her parents is back, and now wants to take the life of herself and her brother, Harry. Things never get easier, they get harder and will keep on getting harder until someone dies. Gryffindor and Slytherin will join forces, Dangers will increase and drama is a guaruntee. And dating her brothers worst enemy isn't the best way to kick it all off. YEARS SIX: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater. Voldermort lies to him about the prophecy stating only one twin has to die, and if he doesn't kill Albus Dumbledore it will be Emma. To protect the girl he loves he erases all memories of him. But what happens when Emma starts to fall for him all over again? What happens when the girls of Hogwarts fight for feminism? What happens when EMMA POTTER HELPS A DEATH EATER?? YEAR SEVEN: No time for studying people, we have a war to handle. Emma needs to find Horocruxes but it's kind of hard to do when there is a constant voice in her head telling her this is her fault. This year is full of drama; involving the mergings of S.S. and D.A., Love intrests. Oh and also, saving the world.

Phobos by moonwrites8

Title: writers dump Subject: old stuff from middle school <33 Context: here's all the writing I did in middle school warning: it's ummmmm something. Very cringe, cringe writing, cringe characters (except for one story, and you'll probably know ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯ )

𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 ~ Regulus black x reader by deadclikkie

***in editing*** ***sequel in progress*** you were James potter's little sister only there's one problem, you're a Slytherin and he's a Gryffindor. who will you choose when the dark lord rises? your friends and boyfriend who have supported you no matter what. or your family, who is slightly dysfunctional, but still we're related right? when it comes down to it though, love is blinding and will trick even the smartest of people.

Old Souls & Heavy Hearts {Snape x OC} by kaimarag

《NOT another student/teacher cringe I assure you! medium - large chapters, a handful each filling one of the original books. Slow-ish but satisfying romance burn. Follows entire book series loosely. Obviously I dont own any content original to Rowling. Also some of this may be inaccurate since its been a long time that I've read the books, especially the early ones. An ancient, mysterious curse plagued a once proud witch of late period Greece, to never age. Hunted by her enemies, she was entombed in magical ice and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Drifting away from memory, to legend, and then myth. Nothing more than a fairy tale. Until a small group of explorers from the Wizarding world in the 1700s recovered her chilly tomb from the trenches. Upon releasing her, they found that she had no memory left of her life before, and that her powers were unique.... As time passed, she adjusted to what had become of the Earth, and lived out most of her days in the New World. Hiding from the Wizarding world altogether. Until Voldemort rose to power. A great deal of trouble awaited her when she was taken against her will back to Europe. Taken and tortured, and then...set free by a man who someday would steal away her curse, and her heart.

✰𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐮𝐨✰ | ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ by krizql

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One book, the whole twilight movie series. I'm not breaking it up this time. It's been 10 years since I've created my silly little Alex Swan Books. My writing has changed a lot since then. So here's my other shot at it. Hopefully it's not as cringe, but more fun. You think you know Alex's story, but you don't. Here is the better version of her story. Note- Some chapters are similar to the old story because that was the blueprint, while others are completely different. I hope you like it regardless. I'm doing this in parts cause they all came out in different times- Twilight: Dec. 2024 New Moon: TBD Eclipse: TBD Breaking Dawn: TDB __ I don't own anything but Alex. You got issue with anything else take it up with the creators, I'm just doing this for fun.